> English teacher assigns two essays, one speech, and one screenplay to be done in one week
> Wykked works nonstop on English homework all week, forgoing all other homework
> On Sunday, Wykked finally finishes last English assignment and goes to bed at 2 a.m.
> English teacher tells ADHD!Wykked that she should "learn to allocate her time"
Yes bitch, because as you can clearly tell from all my previous on-time, A+ assignments, I like to set myself up for total misery and failure.