« Reply #744 on: September 14, 2012, 05:54:58 pm »
*just sorta stares in dumbfounded shock*
... wooooooooooow.
Highlights from his "ministry", which I listened to for about five hours:
- Apparently, Grand Rapids' whorehouses are having trouble competing with GVSU's sororities, who offer the same product for free. This problem appears to exist in every town he visits. He either really does his research or is looking for an excuse to call young young women whores.
- Masturbation leads to gayness. You start off touching your own stuff, then you think "Why not touch someone else's stuff" and eventually sodomy. Sadly, I'm not exaggerating this one.
- Jed and his wife met when he shouted "Repent, you wicked woman" at her on a college campus. Not kidding
- A wife's proper place is at home, but Jed's nice enough to treat his wife to dinner when he allows her to join him on these ministry trips.The crowd was offended on her behalf when he said this.
- Jed and his wife used to be wild college students like us. Which makes me wonder if the "masturbation leads to gay sex" thing comes from personal experience.
- You can make being a snowbird who shouts at college students into a career if you do it in the name of Jesus.
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"Well believe me, Mike, I calculated the odds of this succeeding versus the odds I was doing something incredibly stupid... and I went ahead anyway." - Crow T. Robot
*Actual title from the Universal Life Church Monastery, the outfit that ordained me as a wedding officiant.
