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Title: Adjusted Lyrics
Post by: Jack Bauer on May 29, 2012, 06:38:01 am
Take a well known song and adjust the lyrics to represent a Fundie's point of view.

Here's Bohemian Rhapsody - well, sort of.



This is the real life-
This is not just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
And locked in reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I’m a creationist, no thoughts evolution’ry-
And I’m not easy come, easy go,
Never high, always low,
Thoughts of the evos, don’t really matter to me,
To me

Mama, I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead,
Mama, life is so much fun!
And he had said the world was very old-
Mama, ooo,
I’m glad I’ve made you proud-
Now I’ll be back again this time tomorrow-
With my gun, an evo’s life never really matters-

At last, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body’s twitching all the time,
Hello everybody, praise the lord
Gotta show you all that I know the truth-
Mama, ooo,
I don’t want to lie,
But I can pull stuff outta my ass if Jesus wants me to

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Brother Randy, Brother Randy will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
I’m a creo, I’m a creo,
I’m a creo, magnifico
But I’m quite a rich boy and Jesus loves me-
He’s just a rich boy from a rich family-
Praise for his life form and his generosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go…
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go - let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters- nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....


Title: Re: Adjusted Lyrics
Post by: jumpingjackflash on May 31, 2012, 09:05:26 pm
Take a well known song and adjust the lyrics to represent a Fundie's point of view.

Here's Bohemian Rhapsody - well, sort of.



This is the real life-
This is not just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
And locked in reality-
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see-
I’m a creationist, no thoughts evolution’ry-
And I’m not easy come, easy go,
Never high, always low,
Thoughts of the evos, don’t really matter to me,
To me

Mama, I just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled my trigger, now he’s dead,
Mama, life is so much fun!
And he had said the world was very old-
Mama, ooo,
I’m glad I’ve made you proud-
Now I’ll be back again this time tomorrow-
With my gun, an evo’s life never really matters-

At last, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body’s twitching all the time,
Hello everybody, praise the lord
Gotta show you all that I know the truth-
Mama, ooo,
I don’t want to lie,
But I can pull stuff outta my ass if Jesus wants me to

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Brother Randy, Brother Randy will you do the fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
I’m a creo, I’m a creo,
I’m a creo, magnifico
But I’m quite a rich boy and Jesus loves me-
He’s just a rich boy from a rich family-
Praise for his life form and his generosity
Easy come easy go, will you let me go…
Bismillah! no-,we will not let you go - let him go-
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let him go
Bismillah! we will not let you go - let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-can’t do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters- nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows....

...I don't think fundies like that would say Bismillah...