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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2400 on: April 15, 2013, 10:23:38 pm »
Fun fact, on another forum, I got moderated for saying "jipped."

It was done completely passive-aggressively with a little note at the bottom of my post saying that my post was edited for a racial epithet.  The moderator was someone who I was arguing with on an unrelated matter (and I was being an idiot in that argument, but what else is new?).

It took me awhile to figure out what was removed from my post (because I don't necessarily memorize every post I make -- what a shock) but when I found out I was confused at first, until I figured it out.

I didn't know that the original spelling of the word was "gypped", for instance.

...My point is that it's annoying that a racial epithet like that has managed to enter common lingo to the point where it isn't even recognized as one anymore (imagine "nigger" being used today without any knowledge that it was a racial epithet towards black people) but at the same time, I don't like that the moderator I was arguing with, instead of taking the time to educate me on the matter, instead changed my post without informing me of what I had done wrong, and added a note at the bottom, which would make people think I had intentionally said something racist.

It's safe to say that I hope to never be like that moderator.

By the way, I like gypsies.  A lot :D

I've heard "Picnic" is a racist word. It's short for "Pick-a-n*g", since in the old days lynching black people while eating lunch in the park was like the best hobby ever.

Which is actually false. It's a misspelling of a French word (pique-nique).

Well... I guess that's kind of a relief, since now I don't need to lynch someone to have a proper picnic.

No, but youdo need a wasp or bee flying around, sand in the sandwiches, a flask of scalding hot tea and wet grass. 

And an argument.  It's not a proper picnic without an argument.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2401 on: April 15, 2013, 10:39:05 pm »
Fun fact, on another forum, I got moderated for saying "jipped."

It was done completely passive-aggressively with a little note at the bottom of my post saying that my post was edited for a racial epithet.  The moderator was someone who I was arguing with on an unrelated matter (and I was being an idiot in that argument, but what else is new?).

It took me awhile to figure out what was removed from my post (because I don't necessarily memorize every post I make -- what a shock) but when I found out I was confused at first, until I figured it out.

I didn't know that the original spelling of the word was "gypped", for instance.

...My point is that it's annoying that a racial epithet like that has managed to enter common lingo to the point where it isn't even recognized as one anymore (imagine "nigger" being used today without any knowledge that it was a racial epithet towards black people) but at the same time, I don't like that the moderator I was arguing with, instead of taking the time to educate me on the matter, instead changed my post without informing me of what I had done wrong, and added a note at the bottom, which would make people think I had intentionally said something racist.

It's safe to say that I hope to never be like that moderator.

By the way, I like gypsies.  A lot :D

I've heard "Picnic" is a racist word. It's short for "Pick-a-n*g", since in the old days lynching black people while eating lunch in the park was like the best hobby ever.

Which is actually false. It's a misspelling of a French word (pique-nique).

Well... I guess that's kind of a relief, since now I don't need to lynch someone to have a proper picnic.

No, but youdo need a wasp or bee flying around, sand in the sandwiches, a flask of scalding hot tea and wet grass. 

And an argument.  It's not a proper picnic without an argument.

And fire ants crawling up the legs of your shorts.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2402 on: April 15, 2013, 10:44:23 pm »
Definitely fire ants. 

And if you have a family, a wailing child.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2403 on: April 16, 2013, 09:15:00 am »
Definitely fire ants. 

And if you have a family, a wailing child.

Are fire ants the same as red ants, aka the ones that bite and leave swollen bitemarks?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2404 on: April 16, 2013, 09:39:24 am »
No, but very similar. Fire ants have black heads, but red bodies, and they're so named because being bitten by even one feels like you're being burned with an open flame.

I remember one time a fire ant crawled right up my pants leg to my crotch and waited until it was firmly settled on my scrotum before biting.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2405 on: April 16, 2013, 09:51:53 am »
No, but very similar. Fire ants have black heads, but red bodies, and they're so named because being bitten by even one feels like you're being burned with an open flame.

I remember one time a fire ant crawled right up my pants leg to my crotch and waited until it was firmly settled on my scrotum before biting.

MY CROTCH. *sobs and crosses legs*

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2406 on: April 16, 2013, 05:07:47 pm »
Like the Bieber thread that turned in a Radcliffe thread.....The Worst Political Cartoon Thread has turned into a fire ant thread.

That's okay, it's amusing & those ants hurt like the dickens! I lived in Florida for a while, walking on lawns was next to impossible. Darn little buggers! :P

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2407 on: April 16, 2013, 05:19:12 pm »
No, but very similar. Fire ants have black heads, but red bodies, and they're so named because being bitten by even one feels like you're being burned with an open flame.

I remember one time a fire ant crawled right up my pants leg to my crotch and waited until it was firmly settled on my scrotum before biting.

I know they don't bite immediately. They get on the prey and send a signal to bite simultaneously.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2408 on: April 16, 2013, 06:12:18 pm »
No, but very similar. Fire ants have black heads, but red bodies, and they're so named because being bitten by even one feels like you're being burned with an open flame.

I remember one time a fire ant crawled right up my pants leg to my crotch and waited until it was firmly settled on my scrotum before biting.

Geez, and I thought it was bad when I was visiting relatives in SC and one of them crawled up my ankle and got me on the back of the calf. That was 30 years ago and I still remember that bite. You have my utmost sympathy.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2409 on: April 16, 2013, 06:14:24 pm »
Speaking of scary red bugs, does anyone know what those weird huge fuzzy ants are? They look like an ant, but a half an inch long. They're black and have neon red fur on them. I'm terrified of them. I'm not sure what they do.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2410 on: April 16, 2013, 06:29:24 pm »
Speaking of scary red bugs, does anyone know what those weird huge fuzzy ants are? They look like an ant, but a half an inch long. They're black and have neon red fur on them. I'm terrified of them. I'm not sure what they do.

Would you be referring to these?

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2411 on: April 16, 2013, 09:01:02 pm »
Speaking of scary red bugs, does anyone know what those weird huge fuzzy ants are? They look like an ant, but a half an inch long. They're black and have neon red fur on them. I'm terrified of them. I'm not sure what they do.

Would you be referring to these?

Why... yes... excuse me while I have a heart attack when something brushes up against my skin.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2412 on: April 16, 2013, 11:38:33 pm »
Spoiler'd and linked because the picture is very graphic.

I just deleted yet ANOTHER person off my friends list on Facebook because they posted THIS bullshit on their feed.

1- They have pressure on the wound to keep him from bleeding out.  You don't just move a severely injured person without stabilizing them first numbnutz!
2- I dunno, he looks like he's in shock to me.  And steal a wheelchair?  Have you ever been to a marthon?  Especially in one as big as the Boston Marathon there's multiple spare wheelchairs all over in case of people fainting or heat stroke and so forth.
3- Um, no. He's not.  It's a guy who lives 2 towns over from me fuckface.

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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2413 on: April 16, 2013, 11:48:21 pm »
No, but very similar. Fire ants have black heads, but red bodies, and they're so named because being bitten by even one feels like you're being burned with an open flame.

I remember one time a fire ant crawled right up my pants leg to my crotch and waited until it was firmly settled on my scrotum before biting.

Geez, and I thought it was bad when I was visiting relatives in SC and one of them crawled up my ankle and got me on the back of the calf. That was 30 years ago and I still remember that bite. You have my utmost sympathy.

You guys got off lucky...my family was on vacation when we found out the hard way that my brother is deathly allergic to fire ant stings.  As in, if they go untreated too long, he'll die from anaphylactic shock.  According to the doctors, he...actually -was- clinically dead there for a short bit.

That vacation ended pretty fucking quickly.
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Re: Worst Political Cartoons
« Reply #2414 on: April 16, 2013, 11:52:17 pm »