Went to take my pre-employment piss test earlier today...it would've been fine, if it weren't for two things:
1) I was riding with my cousin and Drew. That's just naturally un-fucking-comfortable.
2) On the way back, they fucking started a verbal bitch-off.
Now, you two wanna fucking argue, I don't give two shits. I'm well beyond caring about either of you, at this point. BUT, do not do it while I'm with you, and don't you fucking dare try and use my presence as leverage. You little motherfuckers are lucky I just went inside when you dropped me off. I was tempted to take the sledgehammer we have at the front of our house and put it thru your god damned windshield.
Fucking pricks.