http://www.peta.org/features/peta-presidents-grisly-will/
Speaking of PETA, this lady, I mean, I knew Ingrid Newkirk was absolutely bugfuck insane, I knew she was a card carrying lunatic, but these requests out of her will leave me one hundred percent convinced she's worse than even I thought possible.
Human foie gras, ladies and gents. Mounting her eye in the EPA office. Delivering her hand to Ringling Bros circus.
At what point do we say "LADY, YOU MAKE THE JOKER LOOK SUBTLE!"
I like the way she thinks. I hope she manages to sort out all the legal and technical details to pull it off.
Also, I wonder how much I need to piss off PETA to convince them to send me some body part. I mean, I don't think I'll qualify for the thumbs-down plaque, and most of the rest already has a destination in mind, but the will says the rest of her body can be disposed off however PETA likes. Maybe if I organise a massive pro-animal-testing movement they'll send me her skull or the other eye or something.
Or possibly I could go the other way around and promise to go vegan for a year. Maybe even combine them into a carrot-and-stick model.
If anyone from PETA is reading this, I'm open to negotiations/threats/extortion.