Vending Machine

[R. U. Sirius]

You get a giant Ernie.

I insert a Tickle Me Elmo.

[Auggziliary]

You get Pillsbury dough boy.

I insert a rare turtle.

[Random Gal]

You get a kid wearing zombie facepaint.

I insert this fanfiction.

[Auggziliary]

You get Harry Potter and the Serious Fucking Business.

I insert antarctica and some waffles.

[R. U. Sirius]

You get a bunch of kids screaming at you to leggo their Eggos.

I insert a penguin, a bat, a cat, a robin and a spider.

[Auggziliary]

You get a gang of birds who beat the shit out of the cat and the spider with the bat (Doesn't matter if it's the baseball bat or the mammal).

You insert some lint, and a note about oreo pancakes.

[Zygarde]

I get those items back since I can't think of a witty thing to say at the moment


I insert my really old crappy written self-insert Pokemon fanfic I wrote when I was 12.

[R. U. Sirius]

You get Rule 34, starring you.

I insert a human skull.

[Random Gal]

You get a picture of a partly-finished throne made of skulls with "More, please" written on it.

I insert the Iranian time machine.

[R. U. Sirius]

You get a TARDIS.

I insert Alucard, from the manga "Hellsing".

[Zygarde]

You get Alucard from Castlevania.


I insert Psycho Mantis.

[Meshakhad]

Sexy

I insert a lit stick of wood inside a jar of peanut butter, coated in mayonnaise.

[ironbite]

You get RPG ammo.

Ironbite-I insert 6 Silver Eagle coins.

[Meshakhad]

You get a mountain of pennies.

I insert myself.

[R. U. Sirius]

You get a fleshlight to insert yourself into.

I insert the Boston bomber.