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Grumpy Cat Movie
« on: November 03, 2014, 05:48:18 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrSPuBYm-Cw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrSPuBYm-Cw</a>

I guess Lifetime finally milked the "Women in Peril" genre dry.

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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2014, 05:52:04 pm »
Maybe this should just be in Funny/Stupid Videos? You a thread ho, UP, srsly.
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2014, 05:54:57 pm »
Maybe this should just be in Funny/Stupid Videos? You a thread ho, UP, srsly.

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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2014, 06:00:18 pm »
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Thread ho! UP a thread ho! hurdurhurdur
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2014, 06:17:37 pm »
Go home, Mellen. You're drunk.
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2014, 06:19:25 pm »
Or not drunk enough.

Ironbite-anyone got any metrics on how many threads UP starts that don't go beyond 5 posts?

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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2014, 06:23:23 pm »
Easily half of 'em die. I appreciate the effort to he makes to start discussions...
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2014, 06:24:58 pm »
Even if it's discussion nobody gives a shit about

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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2014, 10:21:17 pm »
Even if it's discussion nobody gives a shit about

Chill. There's plenty of threads to talk about your feelings on UP in F&B.
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2014, 11:27:15 pm »
We could easily call this Money Grab: The Movie.
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2014, 11:47:21 pm »
We could easily call this Money Grab: The Movie.

You just described 90% of everything Hollywood has ever put out.
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2014, 02:19:36 am »
We could easily call this Money Grab: The Movie.

You just described 90% of everything Hollywood has ever put out.

Yup. They probably did an analysis and decided that if they make this movie as cheaply as possible it will make a profit. Only if some people will watch it due to having nothing better to do, or watch it so that they can complain about it or riff it.

Actually, I was kinda hoping that this kind of money grabs would no longer work. In the old days it took longer for the news of a bad movie to spread. Nowadays when (at least) half of the moviegoers tweet about the movie Hollywood has already noticed that movies will flop faster.

So the fact that they do something like this is alarming. Either they can make a movie REALLY cheap, or they really believe this will make a lot of money...
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2014, 10:33:50 am »
Just watched the ad. It's a Lifetime movie, so yeah, they probably are making it on shoestrings, and the fact they're showing it at all probably means it's already turned a profit...don't TV shows and movies make their money from selling ad space?
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Re: Grumpy Cat Movie
« Reply #13 on: November 13, 2014, 03:07:22 am »
Snark bait ahoy, ready the snark harpoons. I feel sorry for Grumpy on this one.


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