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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #135 on: July 02, 2012, 11:57:44 pm »
If you didn't get the memo with your battle assignments already, you must not be Scottish enough.... :)
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #136 on: July 03, 2012, 12:14:26 am »
Should I get tickets to a Louis CK show that takes place in October in Houston?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #137 on: July 03, 2012, 12:22:59 am »
Is there anything in science fiction or fantasy that you wish existed for real?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #138 on: July 11, 2012, 08:49:41 am »
Do you think of those of us on the forum as your children/grandchildren? :3

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #139 on: July 11, 2012, 04:52:21 pm »
I've got one that every person should answer at least once in their life...

How do you like your coffee?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #140 on: July 11, 2012, 05:01:55 pm »
No. Louis CK is overrated and irritating. Go see the Dolly Parton or the David Byrne shows. They are both in Houston this October.

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Honestly, yes. In a way I do.

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I don't drink coffee. Never have. Like the smell, can't stand the taste. I'm an Earl Grey man.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #141 on: July 11, 2012, 05:02:52 pm »
*hugs Sandman* Yay. I has warm fuzzies now.

I'm glad you're hanging in there. I thought about you a lot on my trip.

What's your ideal vacation spot?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #142 on: July 11, 2012, 06:01:03 pm »
I don't drink coffee. Never have. Like the smell, can't stand the taste.

Did you know you shared this in common with N. De Plume? :D
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #143 on: July 11, 2012, 07:59:55 pm »
I don't drink coffee. Never have. Like the smell, can't stand the taste.

Did you know you shared this in common with N. De Plume? :D

And Priestling... mmm... give me a good rose and blueberry blend...

As for an actual question, what's your favorite food?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #144 on: July 12, 2012, 02:33:36 am »
What time of the year is most enjoyable?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #145 on: July 12, 2012, 03:49:12 am »
How can I grow up to be as wise as you?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #146 on: July 12, 2012, 03:37:29 pm »
Anywhere quiet.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #147 on: July 12, 2012, 04:23:05 pm »
When I go back to school in August should I start talking in the third person to annoy my class mates or should I do it in a very hard to understand accent or both?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #148 on: July 12, 2012, 07:09:23 pm »
As a Minecraft player, have you ever tried the Technic mod pack? If so, do you like it?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #149 on: July 13, 2012, 07:53:22 am »
No. Learn Estonian or Latvian and refuse to speak in any other language. Force your friends to learn it as well if they wish to communicate with you.

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I have not. Is it any good?
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