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Title: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: The Illusive Man on August 03, 2013, 04:30:30 pm
“The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes Are Now Mounting a Giant Pole in Tiny Pink Shorts” I normally don’t link Yahoo news but damn. Game over man game over.
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In France, there wages a (bizarre and perhaps unintentional) war among the country's anti-gay groups. In this war, there is apparently a race to be, at once, more homoerotic and more homophobic than the next anti-gay group. Today we meet La Manif Pour Tous, who decided a bunch of very fit shirtless men straddling a giant pole is the best way to flaunt their anti-gay stance. (http://news.yahoo.com/worlds-most-homoerotic-homophobes-now-mounting-giant-pole-144850531.html)

Behold the Totem of Twinks!
(http://cdn.theatlanticwire.com/img/upload/2013/08/01/450_665612343468916_402392418_n/large.jpg)
All aboard the vertical man train!

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1001081_10201772710667897_430392902_n.jpg)
Fixed. The above image with the rainbow flash was photoshoped. Too bad :(

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/q73/s720x720/1000118_666056046757879_468748585_n.jpg)
“8 nearly naked dudes out in the middle of nowhere without a woman or child in sight, yeah, nothing gay about that.” Or as everybody in the USA calls it Brokebareback  mountain! If this is a troll good job. (https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=666056046757879&set=pb.513639495332869.-2207520000.1375361875.&type=3&permPage=1#)

Bonus point they focus on the family and THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!1!11!
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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]

The people of France must stand up for its children, its future...and humankind, made up of man and woman.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Barbarella on August 03, 2013, 05:27:47 pm
Is is hot in here?....*RRRROOOOWWWLLL*

AUGH! GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, SPUKIKITTY!

I wonder if there's perhaps some sort of pro-gay irony thing going on? Some sort of odd bit of post-modern humor or stealth parody or something.

A bunch of gorgeous, young, fit, shirtless, pink-shorts-clad hunks of male pulchritude (and they're French!) adorn a pole and hold up a rainbow flag. How is this Anti-LGBT, again?
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: The Illusive Man on August 03, 2013, 05:34:55 pm
Just found out the image with the rainbow flag was Photoshopped.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Random Gal on August 03, 2013, 06:30:40 pm
*adjusts pants*

How is this supposed to be anti-gay again?
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: PosthumanHeresy on August 03, 2013, 07:27:24 pm
They'd be hotter if they weren't homophobes. That said, they are hot.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 03, 2013, 07:51:34 pm
Usually, I would applaud the spirit of not letting homophobia stand in the way of fabulousness, but this is their own homophobia we're talking about.

Also:
Bonus point they focus on the family and THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!1!11!
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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]

The people of France must stand up for its children, its future...and humankind, made up of man and woman.

Is it me, or are the anti-gay 'arguments' getting dumber every year?
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on August 03, 2013, 08:10:58 pm
Four fit blokes in pink pants around a giant...pole?

Yeah fellas, of course the rest of the world will think "damn, look how totally het and cis they are!"
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Radiation on August 03, 2013, 08:21:25 pm
What was that thing...about Freudian slips again?
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Kain on August 03, 2013, 08:23:37 pm
No homo. :P
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Barbarella on August 03, 2013, 10:22:08 pm
Just found out the image with the rainbow flag was Photoshopped.

Ah, that explains it.

But still....sexy hunks in pink shorts riding a pole.....
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Sigmaleph on August 04, 2013, 12:35:34 am
No homo. :P

(http://media.tumblr.com/fe264073d3efea3e25cddb67be07f1f2/tumblr_inline_migbf8Elpc1qz4rgp.gif)
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Post by: Lithp on August 04, 2013, 02:14:23 am
Oh God that picture was the first thing I saw & I wasn't expecting it & I laughed so hard.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Ghoti on August 04, 2013, 05:18:54 am
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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]
What.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Art Vandelay on August 04, 2013, 05:23:15 am
So... What point exactly where they trying to make by having four shirtless men sitting on top of each other and clinging to a pole? Is it supposed to be ironic? I'm really at a loss here.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Askold on August 04, 2013, 05:46:04 am

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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]
What.
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33000000/David-Tennant-doctor-who-33017006-537-336.gif)

Don't you know that a child needs a mother and a father? Not having both of them (or heaven forbid, having the other parent replaced by someone) will cause them such horrible misery.

But this only applies to gay-couples trying to raise a child. No one cares about single parents or remarrying. And if a single mother would want an abortion then the life of the fetus is what matters, not what kind of life the child might have...
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: anti-nonsense on August 04, 2013, 02:29:08 pm
It's a pity those hot shirtless men are assholes, unless they are trolling in which case, I need their phone numbers and to brush up on my French.....
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Witchyjoshy on August 04, 2013, 02:40:14 pm
So... What point exactly where they trying to make by having four shirtless men sitting on top of each other and clinging to a pole? Is it supposed to be ironic? I'm really at a loss here.

You know that thing where straight men will tease each other by acting gay to each other?

...I don't get it either but I think this is the natural consequence of that.
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Post by: The Right Honourable Mlle Antéchrist on August 04, 2013, 03:04:49 pm
So... What point exactly where they trying to make by having four shirtless men sitting on top of each other and clinging to a pole? Is it supposed to be ironic? I'm really at a loss here.

It's France. Everything there has to be done in a homoerotic way, even homophobia.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Askold on August 04, 2013, 03:11:41 pm
So... What point exactly where they trying to make by having four shirtless men sitting on top of each other and clinging to a pole? Is it supposed to be ironic? I'm really at a loss here.

It's France. Everything there has to be done in a homoerotic way, even homophobia.

Either Colbert or Stewart commented on the fact that in France the people protesting AGAINST gay marriage are the ones dancing to ABBA.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: niam2023 on August 04, 2013, 04:27:25 pm
They also run through places shirtless and or nude.

I am confused by what they're trying to say.

I am going to guess, though, that they want to show that straight guys are better looking or something.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 04, 2013, 06:10:46 pm
Maybe they are trying to entrap gay men into coming onto them, so they can complain about them trying to convert straight people.

That's all I can think of. :/
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Ghoti on August 04, 2013, 06:39:30 pm

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With plenary adoption for two men or two women, children will be considered, by law, born of two parents of the same sex, thus willingly deprived of a father or a mother. They will be deprived of half their origins. This is profoundly discriminatory and unjust for children [...]
What.
(http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/33000000/David-Tennant-doctor-who-33017006-537-336.gif)

Don't you know that a child needs a mother and a father? Not having both of them (or heaven forbid, having the other parent replaced by someone) will cause them such horrible misery.

But this only applies to gay-couples trying to raise a child. No one cares about single parents or remarrying. And if a single mother would want an abortion then the life of the fetus is what matters, not what kind of life the child might have...
Good point, but I was "what"ing about the statement that children raised by gay couples will be missing half their organs. Does that mean that those kids will only have one eye/lung/kidney/etc? Does this idiot think that homosexuality is an elaborate cover for a black-market transplant ring?
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Osama bin Bambi on August 04, 2013, 06:43:45 pm
It said "origins," not "organs." Read that statement again :P
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Post by: ironbite on August 04, 2013, 07:36:10 pm
*buries face in claws*
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Ghoti on August 04, 2013, 08:06:02 pm
It said "origins," not "organs." Read that statement again :P
Wow, I feel like an idiot.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: The Illusive Man on August 04, 2013, 09:48:55 pm
So... What point exactly where they trying to make by having four shirtless men sitting on top of each other and clinging to a pole? Is it supposed to be ironic? I'm really at a loss here.

You know that thing where straight men will tease each other by acting gay to each other?

...I don't get it either but I think this is the natural consequence of that.
That is a stupid attempt at intimidation because: men are supposed to only be aggressive and hyper masculine as an inherently positive quality, women are supposed to be passive and subservient as an inherently negative quality and anyone in between are unnatural freaks because hurp derpity derp. This is just another example of how weak people cling to strict gender roles.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Canadian Mojo on August 04, 2013, 10:29:11 pm
So... What point exactly where they trying to make by having four shirtless men sitting on top of each other and clinging to a pole? Is it supposed to be ironic? I'm really at a loss here.

It's France. Everything there has to be done in a homoerotic way, even homophobia.

Either Colbert or Stewart commented on the fact that in France the people protesting AGAINST gay marriage are the ones dancing to ABBA.
Thanks for putting this song in my head. Click play and suffer along with me you bastard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Dakota Bob on August 05, 2013, 06:27:13 am
Maybe they are taunting gay men? "You'll never get a piece of this!"
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Post by: booley on August 07, 2013, 01:09:54 pm
Makes me wonder if France is engaged in a nation wide Andy Kaufman style performance art piece.

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Post by: Leafy on August 07, 2013, 02:08:36 pm
When I first saw this I thought it they were secretly pro-gay.
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Post by: Barbarella on August 08, 2013, 12:16:28 pm
When I first saw this I thought it they were secretly pro-gay.

Me, too.

That said, what is their strategy supposed to be? Confuse people? Mock gay men? There's other protests with these guys where they wear white Venetian masks & feather boas and fire off colored smoke bombs.

One of them stated they're like the male version of FEMEN...totally missing the point of all those topless, bare-boobied women.

I know it's France & there are many ways to express masculinity & femininity but this is just plain....confusing.
Title: Re: “The World's Most Homoerotic Homophobes"
Post by: Flying Mint Bunny! on August 08, 2013, 12:59:11 pm
When I first saw this I thought it they were secretly pro-gay.

Me, too.

That said, what is their strategy supposed to be? Confuse people? Mock gay men? There's other protests with these guys where they wear white Venetian masks & feather boas and fire off colored smoke bombs.

One of them stated they're like the male version of FEMEN...totally missing the point of all those topless, bare-boobied women.

I know it's France & there are many ways to express masculinity & femininity but this is just plain....confusing.

Maybe they are trying to "reclaim" things that are associated with gay men??