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Offline RinellaWasHere

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #180 on: July 23, 2012, 01:29:15 am »
MacDonald, meself, by way of sept McGee.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #181 on: July 23, 2012, 08:27:45 am »
Grant. Which technically also makes me Norwegian. (True fact, Grants are accorded courtesy citizenship in Norway should they apply.) We fought with Wallace and supported Robert the Bruce. Our ancestral lands are in the Inverness/Loch Ness region. We still hold fief on the Eastern shore of Loch Ness today, although we mainly just use it to bleed the tourists.

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #182 on: July 23, 2012, 09:03:01 am »
Is this the greatest thread ever?  If so, why?  If not, what is?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #183 on: July 23, 2012, 12:42:54 pm »







Now it is.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #184 on: July 23, 2012, 12:52:10 pm »
... Damn.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #185 on: July 23, 2012, 10:31:52 pm »
What's your favourite colour?

Can you touch your tongue to your nose? Roll your tongue? Cross your eyes? Wiggle your ears? Rub your stomach and pat your head at the same time?

Would you rather lose an arm or a leg?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #186 on: July 23, 2012, 10:36:15 pm »
Why would anybody ever give anything that Sandman has ever written a "Fuck No!"?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #187 on: July 23, 2012, 10:54:15 pm »
Perhaps they are suffering from insomnia and needed a scapegoat?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #188 on: July 23, 2012, 11:09:54 pm »
Black

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No, but I can touch it to your nose.

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Yes, but my grandad warned me not to or they would stick that way.

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Never tried. One sec.......no. No, I can not. I could probably wiggle yours, though.

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Not sober.

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I don't know, perhaps they took offense at something I said. Or maybe they were German.
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #189 on: July 24, 2012, 03:26:03 pm »
Is this an accurate map of the United Kingdom and Ireland?

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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #190 on: July 24, 2012, 04:32:29 pm »
Am I really as bad as I think they think I am?

Is there a way of bringing psychotherapy into the modern age, you know, so that women, homosexuals and transexuals won't have reason to feel alienated by it?

When will Facebook die in a fire?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #191 on: July 24, 2012, 04:36:56 pm »
Does the Sandman use facebook?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #192 on: July 24, 2012, 04:42:36 pm »
Do you prefer AMD or Intel CPUs? Furthermore, would you consider a low end hex core CPU to be worth the cost?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #193 on: July 24, 2012, 05:41:38 pm »
If you were a hat, what kind would you be?
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Re: Ask Sandman
« Reply #194 on: August 06, 2012, 11:14:21 pm »
Have we been forgotten? :'(
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