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Offline Eniliad

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #45 on: January 27, 2012, 03:20:54 pm »
[12:20] <+Lithp> Four people are trying to have a serious conversation about sexual abuse & I'm screaming about dicks.
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<Miles> "If dildoes are outlawed then only outlaws will have dildoes."
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #46 on: January 27, 2012, 03:39:25 pm »
[04:36] <&Shane_for_Wax> voiceless uvular plosives can go away
[04:36] <+Distind> Anyone wanna bet accusing someone of having uvular plosives could get them strip searched by the TSA?
[04:37] <+Alkaline> ROFL
[04:37] <+Paimun> LOL
[04:37] <+Eniliad> LMAO
[04:37] * Damen pokes shy
[04:37] <+Eniliad> How much you wanna bet?
[04:37] <+Alkaline> Distind wins the chat
[04:37] <+Eniliad> Ten thousand dollars?
[04:37] * shy pokes the Damen
[04:37] <+Alkaline> I'd bet 2k myself
[04:37] <+GLaDOS> lol
[04:37] <&Shane_for_Wax> ROFL
[04:37] <+Distind> I may well. I think I'd make some money on the deal
[04:37] <+shy> distind wins the internet
[04:37] <+Alkaline> Not much of a bet, really
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In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
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/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #47 on: January 28, 2012, 09:13:03 pm »
[10:10] <+SFJ> Beers
[10:10] <+Hades> Sheers
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Clears
[10:11] <+SFJ> well played sir
[10:11] <+Itachirumon> hang on, cache clear
[10:11] <+Eniliad> Cleans
[10:11] <+SFJ> Fears
[10:11] == Itachirumon [webchat@25740DA2.EC7E8F5E.7909B4F5.IP] has left #fstdt []
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Sears
[10:11] <+Hades> Tears
[10:11] == Itachirumon [webchat@25740DA2.EC7E8F5E.7909B4F5.IP] has joined #fstdt
[10:11] == mode/#fstdt [+v Itachirumon] by ChanServ
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Leers
[10:11] <+Itachirumon> there we go
[10:11] <+Hades> Cheers
[10:11] <+Eniliad> Seers
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Hears
[10:11] <+Hades> Rears
[10:11] <+Alkaline> Ears
[10:11] <+SFJ> three musketeers
[10:11] <+SFJ> SNAP
[10:12] <+Hades> Win
[10:12] <+Alkaline> The Final Frontier
[10:12] <+SFJ> Hades is talking about rears
[10:12] <+SFJ> OMG we're still going, that was a good one
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In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #48 on: January 28, 2012, 09:38:58 pm »
[18:38] <+Eniliad> Kyana, you will submit to me sexually
[18:38] <@Kyana> Eniliad: Definitely that will occurr
[18:38] <%chad_sexington> :D
[18:38] <+Gomer21XX> Kyana, you will give L sex.
[18:38] <@Kyana> Gomer21XX: That will happen.
[18:38] <+Eniliad> BOOM!
[18:38] <+SFJ> XD
[18:38] <+Gomer21XX> =D
[18:38] <%chad_sexington> woohoo
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<Miles> "If dildoes are outlawed then only outlaws will have dildoes."
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
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Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #49 on: January 28, 2012, 09:45:58 pm »
[20:44] <+GLaDOS> Kyana, this statement is false.
[20:44] <@Kyana> I'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENINGI'MNOTLISTENING..
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #50 on: January 28, 2012, 10:44:06 pm »
Ooh, was the response script updated?
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #51 on: January 29, 2012, 03:12:42 pm »
Out of NOWHERE...

[12:06] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown
[12:06] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the hell?
[12:06] * Napoleon_the_Clown stabs Damen in the dick.
[12:06] <+Eniliad> O_O
[12:06] <+Damen> OW!
[12:07] <+Alkaline> O SHIT IT IS ON SON
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Don't fucking spooge on me!
[12:07] * Eniliad films
[12:07] <+Eniliad> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[12:07] * Alkaline gets popcorn and soft drink
[12:07] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown through his two new cockholes
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :<
[12:07] <+Eniliad> rofl, fountain of spooge
[12:08] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's entire dick off and sews it to Kyana's forehead.
[12:08] <+Alkaline> "We are looking for a great knight by the name of 'Luvstospooge'."
[12:08] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown from Kyana's forehead
[12:08] <+Eniliad> ROFL
[12:08] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the fuck?
[12:08] <+Alkaline> :D
[12:09] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's balls off and puts them in the freezer.
[12:09] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Hah, now you'll have blue balls!
[12:09] <+Alkaline> LOL
[12:10] * Damen showers Napoleon_the_Clown with a cloud of spoogeflakes from Kyana's forehead
[12:10] <+Alkaline> LMAO
[12:11] * Napoleon_the_Clown incinerates Damen
[12:12] * Damen puts the flames out with his spooge before giving Napoleon_the_Clown another dose of spooge
[12:12] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :|
[12:13] <+Alkaline> loooool
[12:13] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Fine, I'll just ignore it.
[12:13] * Damen styles Napoleon_the_Clown's hair with spooge
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<Miles> "If dildoes are outlawed then only outlaws will have dildoes."
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #52 on: January 29, 2012, 04:07:17 pm »
....Wow.  Damen...um...huh.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #53 on: January 29, 2012, 04:14:28 pm »
Quote from: TheL on January 29, 2012, 04:07:17 pm
....Wow.  Damen...um...huh.

Seconding the sentiment and adding that that is some freaky hate sex they have going on there.
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Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist on January 29, 2012, 10:53:28 pm
Lithp and Vene really need to have some kind of confusing sexual encounter where Vene spends the entire session lovingly insulting Lithp's technique, then cums on his face, ruffles his hair, says, "You're all right, kid!", and then punches him in the nuts.

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #54 on: January 29, 2012, 10:06:06 pm »
Quote from: Eniliad on January 29, 2012, 03:12:42 pm
Out of NOWHERE...

[12:06] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown
[12:06] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the hell?
[12:06] * Napoleon_the_Clown stabs Damen in the dick.
[12:06] <+Eniliad> O_O
[12:06] <+Damen> OW!
[12:07] <+Alkaline> O SHIT IT IS ON SON
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Don't fucking spooge on me!
[12:07] * Eniliad films
[12:07] <+Eniliad> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[12:07] * Alkaline gets popcorn and soft drink
[12:07] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown through his two new cockholes
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :<
[12:07] <+Eniliad> rofl, fountain of spooge
[12:08] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's entire dick off and sews it to Kyana's forehead.
[12:08] <+Alkaline> "We are looking for a great knight by the name of 'Luvstospooge'."
[12:08] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown from Kyana's forehead
[12:08] <+Eniliad> ROFL
[12:08] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the fuck?
[12:08] <+Alkaline> :D
[12:09] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's balls off and puts them in the freezer.
[12:09] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Hah, now you'll have blue balls!
[12:09] <+Alkaline> LOL
[12:10] * Damen showers Napoleon_the_Clown with a cloud of spoogeflakes from Kyana's forehead
[12:10] <+Alkaline> LMAO
[12:11] * Napoleon_the_Clown incinerates Damen
[12:12] * Damen puts the flames out with his spooge before giving Napoleon_the_Clown another dose of spooge
[12:12] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :|
[12:13] <+Alkaline> loooool
[12:13] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Fine, I'll just ignore it.
[12:13] * Damen styles Napoleon_the_Clown's hair with spooge

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #55 on: January 29, 2012, 10:06:17 pm »
[11:05] == Eniliad has changed nick to Jesus
[11:05] * Jesus incests the world
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In paranoia I find genius / But the ice-dreams have come
with spiritless consequence / A hatchet has been hidden
between my eyes / A hatchet gift-wrapped in paranoia / A
wooden heart never bleeds / A wooden heart never bleeds,
yet inextricable thoughts still weave / Introspection
fabricated for battle / No time has been wasted
/ Neuroleptic seconds marry electroconvulsive hours / In
the cranial freezer, paranoia is the bastard and I
find genius Petrify / Paralyze

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #56 on: January 30, 2012, 02:17:24 am »
Quote from: Eniliad on January 29, 2012, 03:12:42 pm
Out of NOWHERE...

[12:06] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown
[12:06] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the hell?
[12:06] * Napoleon_the_Clown stabs Damen in the dick.
[12:06] <+Eniliad> O_O
[12:06] <+Damen> OW!
[12:07] <+Alkaline> O SHIT IT IS ON SON
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Don't fucking spooge on me!
[12:07] * Eniliad films
[12:07] <+Eniliad> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
[12:07] * Alkaline gets popcorn and soft drink
[12:07] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown through his two new cockholes
[12:07] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :<
[12:07] <+Eniliad> rofl, fountain of spooge
[12:08] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's entire dick off and sews it to Kyana's forehead.
[12:08] <+Alkaline> "We are looking for a great knight by the name of 'Luvstospooge'."
[12:08] * Damen spooges on Napoleon_the_Clown from Kyana's forehead
[12:08] <+Eniliad> ROFL
[12:08] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> What the fuck?
[12:08] <+Alkaline> :D
[12:09] * Napoleon_the_Clown cuts Damen's balls off and puts them in the freezer.
[12:09] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Hah, now you'll have blue balls!
[12:09] <+Alkaline> LOL
[12:10] * Damen showers Napoleon_the_Clown with a cloud of spoogeflakes from Kyana's forehead
[12:10] <+Alkaline> LMAO
[12:11] * Napoleon_the_Clown incinerates Damen
[12:12] * Damen puts the flames out with his spooge before giving Napoleon_the_Clown another dose of spooge
[12:12] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> :|
[12:13] <+Alkaline> loooool
[12:13] <&Napoleon_the_Clown> Fine, I'll just ignore it.
[12:13] * Damen styles Napoleon_the_Clown's hair with spooge

What. The. Hell?

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #57 on: January 30, 2012, 03:15:31 am »
I think Damen likes me. Like, really likes me. A lot.
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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #58 on: January 30, 2012, 04:16:29 pm »
[13:13] * Damen wanders off to watch Spock get horny
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<Miles> "If dildoes are outlawed then only outlaws will have dildoes."
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist
Yeah, gays cause hurricanes, tits cause earthquakes, and lack of prayer causes tornadoes. Learn to science, people.
Quote from: Mlle Antéchrist
Porn peddlers peddling pedal porn? My life is complete.

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Re: Quotes from the IRC
« Reply #59 on: February 03, 2012, 11:24:11 pm »
[11:22:45PM] <+Hades> Sex Map is like looking at a horny person's interpretation of Middle Earth
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