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Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« on: September 04, 2013, 01:48:00 am »
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Ariel Castro, the Cleveland man who was sentenced to life in prison plus 1,000 years in July after pleading guilty to imprisoning and raping three women for a decade, was found dead in his jail cell, a prison spokeswoman said early Wednesday.
The 53-year-old convict was found hanging in his cell around 9:20 p.m. Tuesday at the Correctional Reception Center in Orient, officials said.

I wish he had stayed alive, I really do. He deserved to have a trial and so did the victims and their families.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2013, 01:55:05 am »
And nothing of value was lost.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2013, 01:59:07 am »
^Damn!  Beat me to it. 

I agree he should have had to rot in prison.  No way out.
Good riddance, I suppose.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2013, 02:05:18 am »
Oh man I feel so...

um...

Hold on.  I think I've misplaced my sympathy for this man.
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2013, 02:08:23 am »
And nothing of value was lost.

This.

To think he was in custody for about four months when he offed himself as opposed to the ten years he held those poor women captive.  Forgive me if I sound judgmental; yeah, what a pathetic sack of s**t.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2013, 02:18:21 am »
Well... depending on what one believes, I don't think he's having much of a fun time right now. 

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2013, 02:19:26 am »
Well... depending on what one believes, I don't think he's having much of a fun time right now.

Name one belief system in which he IS having a fun time right now.
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2013, 02:19:59 am »
http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/09/04/20315504-cleveland-kidnapper-ariel-castro-found-dead-prison-official-says?lite

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Ariel Castro, the Cleveland man who was sentenced to life in prison plus 1,000 years in July after pleading guilty to imprisoning and raping three women for a decade, was found dead in his jail cell, a prison spokeswoman said early Wednesday.
The 53-year-old convict was found hanging in his cell around 9:20 p.m. Tuesday at the Correctional Reception Center in Orient, officials said.

I wish he had stayed alive, I really do. He deserved to have a trial and so did the victims and their families.

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Not to nitpick but he had a trial where he pleaded guilty, which is why he was sentenced to 1000 years in jail.

Also suicide, hmm sure.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2013, 02:22:11 am »
Well... depending on what one believes, I don't think he's having much of a fun time right now.

Name one belief system in which he IS having a fun time right now.
Um... Evilism...?

I dunno.  Maybe reincarnation into a dung beetle or something.  Still better than a hell-type afterlife.

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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2013, 02:23:11 am »
My mistake. It's late. He did deserve to continue his sentence, tho.

But I really enjoyed the spoiler image. lmfao
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2013, 02:39:06 am »
Eh. Just means nobody has to spend money on him (prison meals and...whatever)
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2013, 02:48:13 am »
In the school of Disgaea-ism, he could look forward to being beaten and blown up by a horde of prinnies. And he'll probably be stuck with a negative paycheck for a few thousand years too.

On that note, should he be sent to Etna or Valvatorez?


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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2013, 03:00:39 am »
In the school of Disgaea-ism, he could look forward to being beaten and blown up by a horde of prinnies. And he'll probably be stuck with a negative paycheck for a few thousand years too.

On that note, should he be sent to Etna or Valvatorez?

Definitely Etna.
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2013, 05:11:42 am »
Um, Church of Santa Muerte? Dont people who worship that guy do evil, Darkseid Justifier style, for their Saint?
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Re: Ariel Castro Commits Suicide in Prison
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2013, 09:05:51 am »
That piece of shit. He should've been on suicide watch. Another article I read said psychologists determined he wasn't at risk for it, but I'm not sure how.
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