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« on: September 28, 2014, 09:11:06 pm »
Exactly what it says in the title. Creepypasta that is nothing more than somebody emptying the anus of bad writing of the shit, to be verbosely vulgar.   

My personal "favorite" crappypasta is the Sonic.Exe series, mostly because of it's author trying to be actually serious about the subject material. Really, a haunted Sonic game possessed by a Eldritch Abomination that just so happens to be obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog is more of a Scream-type thing if you ask me.

Yeah, the sequel adds a lot of shitty and confusing elements. There's a cop "investigating" the murders fueled by some stupid generic cult, his sister gets killed, and there's no closure. It makes the original mediocre story shitter, which is impressive.

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Re: Crappypasta
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2014, 09:18:21 pm »
HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD YOU GUYS! BLOOD WITH THE BLOODY BLOOD BLOOD! STATIC! SCARY! BLOOD! HYPERREALISTIC!


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Re: Crappypasta
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2014, 09:21:04 pm »
HYPERREALISTIC BLOOD YOU GUYS! BLOOD WITH THE BLOODY BLOOD BLOOD! STATIC! SCARY! BLOOD! HYPERREALISTIC!


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Re: Crappypasta
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2014, 09:28:21 pm »
I think the worst I've read was Squidwards Suicide since most of it is shock value in reading graphic depictions of kids getting killed.

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Re: Crappypasta
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2014, 09:32:17 pm »
I think the worst I've read was Squidwards Suicide since most of it is shock value in reading graphic depictions of kids getting killed.

Yeah, that's one of the most annoying cliches. Ooh, scary lost episode! Look! SHOCKING BLOODSHED THAT IS TOTALLY OUT OF MOOD WITH THE SHOW! OOGGA BOOGGA !
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« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2014, 09:58:34 pm »
I think the problem is just that creepypasta in general has gone stale. They were alright fun back in 2009 and earlier when the concept was still relatively fresh. Nowadays, not so much. It's just what happens to everything that has ever gained a modicum of popularity.

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Re: Crappypasta
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2014, 10:04:32 pm »
I think the problem is just that creepypasta in general has gone stale. They were alright fun back in 2009 and earlier when the concept was still relatively fresh. Nowadays, not so much. It's just what happens to everything that has ever gained a modicum of popularity.

So basically, the only good stuff is underground?
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Re: Crappypasta
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2014, 10:06:03 pm »
I found a really bad one called "My name is Sara".

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« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2014, 10:23:23 pm »
I think the problem is just that creepypasta in general has gone stale. They were alright fun back in 2009 and earlier when the concept was still relatively fresh. Nowadays, not so much. It's just what happens to everything that has ever gained a modicum of popularity.

So basically, the only good stuff is underground?

How exactly did you glean that from my post?! I'm saying things that are popular don't stay popular forever, because people get bored of it and move on to something new. That's how pretty much all entertainment works, creepypasta included. It had its time in the sun, and now we've all seen enough of it that it's become rather stale and passe.

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« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2014, 10:37:55 pm »
I think the problem is just that creepypasta in general has gone stale. They were alright fun back in 2009 and earlier when the concept was still relatively fresh. Nowadays, not so much. It's just what happens to everything that has ever gained a modicum of popularity.

So basically, the only good stuff is underground?

How exactly did you glean that from my post?! I'm saying things that are popular don't stay popular forever, because people get bored of it and move on to something new. That's how pretty much all entertainment works, creepypasta included. It had its time in the sun, and now we've all seen enough of it that it's become rather stale and passe.

Perhaps I should have added that ";D" to the post to make it obvious I was being tongue-in-cheek.
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« Reply #10 on: September 28, 2014, 10:38:17 pm »
I found a really bad one called "My name is Sara".

Link, please?
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« Reply #12 on: September 28, 2014, 10:41:35 pm »
I think the problem is just that creepypasta in general has gone stale. They were alright fun back in 2009 and earlier when the concept was still relatively fresh. Nowadays, not so much. It's just what happens to everything that has ever gained a modicum of popularity.

So basically, the only good stuff is underground?

How exactly did you glean that from my post?! I'm saying things that are popular don't stay popular forever, because people get bored of it and move on to something new. That's how pretty much all entertainment works, creepypasta included. It had its time in the sun, and now we've all seen enough of it that it's become rather stale and passe.

Perhaps I should have added that ";D" to the post to make it obvious I was being tongue-in-cheek.

Ah. Yeah, that may've helped avoid any misunderstandings.

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Re: Crappypasta
« Reply #13 on: September 28, 2014, 10:51:59 pm »
Actually I think one of the worst I've read was Jeff the Killer for just the weird popularity it gained (why I have no idea but then again I say the same thing about Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey)

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« Reply #14 on: September 28, 2014, 10:59:00 pm »
Actually I think one of the worst I've read was Jeff the Killer for just the weird popularity it gained (why I have no idea but then again I say the same thing about Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey)
Ugh, Jeff clones.
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