"Columbus had a cabin boy,
The crew all called him Nipper.
He lined his ass with broken glass
And circumcised the skipper."
[Chorus]
Old college drinking song
"The second mate was Andy,
By Christ he had a dandy!
'Til we crushed his cock with a jagged rock
for coming in the brandy..."
Third mate's name was Morgan,
By god he was a gorgon.
From half past eight he played 'til late
upon the captain's organ.
The Captain had a daughter,
Who feel in deep sea water,
Delighted squeals revealed that eels,
Had found her sexual quater.