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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3375 on: September 17, 2013, 02:16:29 am »
Same here.  Goodbye work, goodbye social life!

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3376 on: September 17, 2013, 08:52:02 am »
Man, I want it for PC so I can have no life.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3377 on: September 17, 2013, 09:43:14 am »
I have had this in my bookmarks forever and had no idea what it was for the longest time...

I'm...



I don't know where I even saw it.

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« Reply #3378 on: September 17, 2013, 09:48:06 am »
...Well Shepard does have weaknesses.

Based on his/her class there are things Shepard cannot do and the other team members can help by covering those things. Like a soldier Shepard taking Tali to handle hacking duties etc.

Shepard also has a weakness against bullets/explosions/biotics to the face or other parts of his body. It helps to have some fire support when facing large numbers of enemies.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3379 on: September 17, 2013, 10:12:35 am »
Well if you're going to bring logic into this I'll just pack my bags. :P

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« Reply #3380 on: September 17, 2013, 11:01:18 am »
Well if you're going to bring logic into this I'll just pack my bags. :P
Sorry...
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3381 on: September 17, 2013, 11:49:50 am »
Let me tell you about playing a dark-skinned Shepard in Mass Effect.

The lighting turns you into the boogeyman.
Bioware in general (not just ME but also Dragon Age 2) has this issue where the default face looks 50X better

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3382 on: September 17, 2013, 12:29:55 pm »
I dunno my edited face looks fab as fuck.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3383 on: September 17, 2013, 02:17:41 pm »
apparently you are not supposed to install the 360 version GTAV

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« Reply #3384 on: September 17, 2013, 02:23:31 pm »
apparently you are not supposed to install the 360 version GTAV

You have to install one disc. Its the "play" disc you shouldnt install.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3385 on: September 17, 2013, 02:36:49 pm »
Well if you're going to bring logic into this I'll just pack my bags. :P

I'll help.

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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3386 on: September 17, 2013, 09:08:09 pm »
So Gamespot called GTA V misogynist but still gave it a 9 out of 10 (note they use a 9-9.5 etc) cue the commentators proving their point (the reviewer is trans so they made comments)

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« Reply #3387 on: September 17, 2013, 10:45:46 pm »
A Grand Theft Auto game that's OFFENSIVE?  Tell me it ain't so!
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« Reply #3388 on: September 17, 2013, 11:29:51 pm »
So Gamespot called GTA V misogynist but still gave it a 9 out of 10 (note they use a 9-9.5 etc) cue the commentators proving their point (the reviewer is trans so they made comments)

Let me find this review....

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Perhaps most troubling is a mission in which you’re instructed to torture a man. Trevor states that torture doesn't work, and the person ordering the torture is an arrogant and corrupt government official, suggesting that the scene is meant to be a critical commentary on the United States’ use of waterboarding and other “enhanced interrogation” methods. But the fact that Trevor (and you, if you want to progress through the story) tortures the man regardless, and that he does end up spilling more information as a result, sends a very different message. These moments of hypocrisy and inconsistency diminish the otherwise strong characters; it feels like they are leaping into situations not because it's what they would actually want to do, but because the mission design demands that they must.

This isn't a thing about misogyny, but I had to respond to it anyway. I think this is the first time in the review where Ms. Petit reveals that she doesn't understand the point behind the characters or their actions.

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Characters constantly spout lines that glorify male sexuality while demeaning women, and the billboards and radio stations of the world reinforce this misogyny, with ads that equate manhood with sleek sports cars while encouraging women to purchase a fragrance that will make them “smell like a bitch.” Yes, these are exaggerations of misogynistic undercurrents in our own society, but not satirical ones. With nothing in the narrative to underscore how insane and wrong this is, all the game does is reinforce and celebrate sexism. The beauty of cruising in the sun-kissed Los Santos hills while listening to “Higher Love” by Steve Winwood turns sour really quick when a voice comes on the radio that talks about using a woman as a urinal.

She clearly doesn't understand what parody is. She's seeing a bunch of stuff that mocks modern-day sexism and misogyny and assuming that, despite its massive ridiculousness that nobody could ever take seriously, that it's meant to intentionally be degrading to women. Apparently if you don't roll your eyes or say "You are a terrible person if you think this is true!" after every joke, you're not really being satirical.
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Re: Video Game Thread 2.0
« Reply #3389 on: September 17, 2013, 11:42:55 pm »
The game's only been out for a day and already everyone are shitting their pants over it. Not that we all didn't see this coming ever since Rockstar announced that GTAV is going to be a thing, but it's still no less fucking retarded.