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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1305 on: December 26, 2012, 02:26:44 pm »
Granted... kind of. It's a demon possessing a cat.

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1306 on: December 26, 2012, 02:31:59 pm »
Granted, but you lose the ability a minute after you take off.

I wish I had a king-size bed.
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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1307 on: December 26, 2012, 08:58:11 pm »
Granted, but it's infested with bed bugs.

I wish that I knew how much snow we are going to get tonight.
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« Reply #1308 on: December 26, 2012, 09:24:19 pm »
Granted, but you no longer know how to eat without spraying food everywhere.

I wish I wasn't so hungry right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1309 on: December 26, 2012, 09:25:43 pm »
Granted. You're never hungry again and die of starvation.

I wish the Second Amendment didn't exist.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1310 on: December 26, 2012, 10:10:57 pm »
Granted, the only amendment is the first. Enjoy the new constitution.

I wish I had more free time.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1311 on: December 26, 2012, 10:20:48 pm »
Granted. All your time is free because you're permanently unemployed.

I wish Tupac weren't dead.
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It doesn't concern you, Sister, that kind of absolutist view of the universe? Right and wrong determined solely by a single all-knowing, all powerful being whose judgment cannot be questioned and in whose name the most horrendous acts can be sanctioned without appeal?

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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1312 on: December 26, 2012, 10:29:37 pm »
Granted but as a consequence he conforms to todays standard of rap which sucks.


I wish I could finally get to work on an actual album.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1313 on: December 27, 2012, 07:27:19 am »
Granted. It's an album of Barney the Dinosaur doing gangsta rap.

I wish the headlights on my car were working. No, seriously; I had to drive home last night physically holding the high-beam switch in order to have any headlights at all.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1314 on: December 27, 2012, 08:08:37 am »
Granted, but nothing else works at all.

I wish that I wasn't woken up 2hours before my alarm was set.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1315 on: December 27, 2012, 08:22:15 am »
Granted. You woke up four hours after your alarm was set.

I wish everything on my car worked perfectly without the need for maintenance.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1316 on: December 27, 2012, 01:26:24 pm »
Granted, but some little tosspot nicks it and wraps it round a tree.

I wish people would use accurate figures for leakage for fracking.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1317 on: January 03, 2013, 08:50:56 am »
Granted, but they're even worse than anyone previously suspected.

I wish Hollywood would impose a minimum 30-year time limit before a movie is allowed to be remade.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1318 on: January 03, 2013, 09:09:13 am »
Granted, but progressively worse prequels/interquels/midquels/sequels come out during every one of those thirty years.

I wish screenwriters were more generally recognized for their role in making TV shows and movies as good or bad as they are.
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Being required by someone else’s religious beliefs to behave contrary to one’s sexual identity is degrading and disrespectful.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1319 on: January 03, 2013, 10:32:43 am »
Granted, but the makeup design people still get no respect.

I wish for a baby sloth.
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