I had a dream where one of the Duck Dynasty guys was running a body shop.
What he would do is cut people's heads off and sell the bodies to organ transplant people, etc.
Wait, it gets better!
People paid him to do this to them, and they had to sign a contract saying he could use their heads in his juggling act. Once the contract was done he would dip the neck stump in root hormone, stick it in a flowerpot, and wait a couple months for the heads to grow new bodies. These new bodies were the same as the old ones, but better (healthier/prettier/etc), except that they spread seeds and pollen instead of reproducing normally.