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Offline I am lizard

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2445 on: January 02, 2015, 01:23:33 am »
Quote from: R. U. Sirius on January 02, 2015, 01:01:59 am
Granted, but you're stuck in a perfect vacuum.

I wish I didn't have to work a double tomorrow.
Granted, it's because the universe can no longer support life.

I wish to be thrown off a 200 story cliff into flaming spikes and die.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2446 on: January 02, 2015, 01:46:12 am »
Granted. You have to work a double every day for the next six years except tomorrow.


I wish I had a job
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2447 on: January 02, 2015, 04:57:02 am »
Granted. You have the graveyard shift at a 24-hour McDonalds, and the manager is a sleep-deprived asshole.

I wish I could go without sleep.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2448 on: January 02, 2015, 05:42:18 am »
Granted. You go stark raving mad before dying.

I wish I could use blood magic.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2449 on: January 02, 2015, 06:00:24 am »
Granted, but you choose not to.

I wish for more sleep.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2450 on: January 02, 2015, 10:11:54 am »
Granted. Enjoy your extra 15 minutes!

I wish I had never started smoking cigarettes.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2451 on: January 02, 2015, 10:22:00 am »
Granted. You started smoking crack instead.

I wish the binder I'm trying to order was in stock.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2452 on: January 02, 2015, 01:44:34 pm »
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Granted. You started smoking crack instead.

I wish the binder I'm trying to order was in stock.

Granted. There's a mix up in the delivery and they send you a nice zip-up three-ring binder instead.

I wish I had some nice wool.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2453 on: January 02, 2015, 05:38:58 pm »
Granted. It's still attached to the sheep.

I wish I could give off wifi signals.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2454 on: January 02, 2015, 09:57:36 pm »
Granted. Your body is now the property of some telecommunication company due to copyrights. Or whatever.

I wish that I could telekinetically punch people over the Internet without them being able to respond in kind.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2455 on: January 02, 2015, 10:17:21 pm »
Granted, but you have to punch yourself in the balls to make it work.

I wish to make enough money for my cats to come live with me.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2456 on: January 03, 2015, 03:31:45 pm »
Granted your cat's hate you though.


I wish recording LP's wouldn't take so long.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2457 on: January 03, 2015, 07:47:03 pm »
Granted. You delete everything by accident and have to start over.

I wish I wasn't so hungry.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2458 on: January 04, 2015, 04:58:08 pm »
Granted, you're now dead of starvation!

I wish I had a Corgi.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #2459 on: January 04, 2015, 05:44:18 pm »
Granted. It's rabid.

I wish I had the power to inflict a painful but harmless electrical shock upon anyone who calls me by my assigned name or uses female pronouns for me.
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Be mine or you will buuurn!!
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