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Title: About my ban
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 09, 2018, 06:49:58 pm
I apologize for not doing research that conversion therapy does not work.

Because of that, I revise what the government should do to cure homosexuality which is to make it required by law for doctors to provide chemical castration drugs that will make homosexuals asexual.

It will be beneficial to their self esteem because they won’t feel depressed over falling in love with heterosexuals of the same gender who will obviously not return their love.

Tolpuddle Martyr tried to debunk my argument that the natural purpose of sex is procreation by saying that the natural purpose is descriptive not prescriptive. However all our natural traits have prescriptions. We have feet for walking, running, kicking, dancing, or driving cars, however our prescription is that we put on shoes when we go out of our house and not at a beach.

We assign prescriptive roles to natural purposes. For millennia, humans understood that the purpose of sex was procreation hence the institution of marriage.

Before the evil legalization of the mass murder of unborn babies, and before the invention of condoms, even prostitutes knew that having sex would produce children that they would be responsible for raising.

So that is the reason why God hates homosexual sex.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Lana Reverse on June 09, 2018, 07:07:59 pm
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Are you really saying we should castrate people because you don't like their sexual orientations? What about bisexual people like me? Should I be forced to take those drugs?
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 09, 2018, 08:20:52 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/aVZwKFK.gif)

Are you really saying we should castrate people because you don't like their sexual orientations? What about bisexual people like me? Should I be forced to take those drugs?

No, since you are at least attracted to females, the doctors should train you to pursue female wives.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Lana Reverse on June 09, 2018, 08:34:26 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/aVZwKFK.gif)

Are you really saying we should castrate people because you don't like their sexual orientations? What about bisexual people like me? Should I be forced to take those drugs?

No, since you are at least attracted to females, the doctors should train you to pursue female wives.

You know I'm a woman, right? And isn't "female wives" a tautology?
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 09, 2018, 08:57:50 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/aVZwKFK.gif)

Are you really saying we should castrate people because you don't like their sexual orientations? What about bisexual people like me? Should I be forced to take those drugs?

No, since you are at least attracted to females, the doctors should train you to pursue female wives.

You know I'm a woman, right? And isn't "female wives" a tautology?

Sorry I am extremely tired. The doctors should train you to pursue husband’s.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: dpareja on June 09, 2018, 09:01:37 pm
Chemical castration for homosexuals?

Alan Turing wants a word with you.

Fuck off.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Lana Reverse on June 09, 2018, 09:06:43 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/aVZwKFK.gif)

Are you really saying we should castrate people because you don't like their sexual orientations? What about bisexual people like me? Should I be forced to take those drugs?

No, since you are at least attracted to females, the doctors should train you to pursue female wives.

You know I'm a woman, right? And isn't "female wives" a tautology?

Sorry I am extremely tired. The doctors should train you to pursue husband’s.

Train me how? You're already on very thin ice, so I'd choose my words carefully if I were you.

Chemical castration for homosexuals?

Alan Turing wants a word with you.

Fuck off.


And there we have it. The perfect response to this bullshit.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 09, 2018, 11:15:44 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/aVZwKFK.gif)

Are you really saying we should castrate people because you don't like their sexual orientations? What about bisexual people like me? Should I be forced to take those drugs?

No, since you are at least attracted to females, the doctors should train you to pursue female wives.

You know I'm a woman, right? And isn't "female wives" a tautology?

Sorry I am extremely tired. The doctors should train you to pursue husband’s.

Train me how? You're already on very thin ice, so I'd choose my words carefully if I were you.

Chemical castration for homosexuals?

Alan Turing wants a word with you.

Fuck off.


And there we have it. The perfect response to this bullshit.

Train you by teaching you that you should flirt with men only and strategies on how to avoid flirting with women by teaching you to understand that most women are heterosexual so you should understand their perspective if someone of the same sex flirted with them.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Askold on June 10, 2018, 12:22:54 am
So, you went from "OK, I know that conversion therapy is bad and won't talk about it anymore" back to wanting conversion therapy in two posts.

We'll see you in a week.



MOD NOTE: Jacob has been banned for another week.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Skybison on June 10, 2018, 01:08:58 am
Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?

(https://i.redditmedia.com/NTlK-6fSIkc8RiIn2YB2YeJfz7UK3ir2pDjNRhADD5c.jpg?w=320&s=7c9b99e97bc4da12c4f4052c7c767428)
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Askold on June 10, 2018, 01:41:46 am
I banned him for another week so you'll have to wait for an answer for a while.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: dpareja on June 10, 2018, 04:44:53 am
So, you went from "OK, I know that conversion therapy is bad and won't talk about it anymore" back to wanting conversion therapy in two posts.

Just going to say that, technically, this time he was saying we should chemically castrate the homosexuals and make sure the bisexuals seek out only opposite-sex relationships.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Sigmaleph on June 11, 2018, 05:58:10 pm
Thank you, Askold, you saved me the trouble.

Also:


Just going to say that, technically, this time he was saying we should chemically castrate the homosexuals and make sure the bisexuals seek out only opposite-sex relationships.

That's basically conversion therapy for bi people.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: dpareja on June 11, 2018, 07:05:39 pm

Just going to say that, technically, this time he was saying we should chemically castrate the homosexuals and make sure the bisexuals seek out only opposite-sex relationships.

That's basically conversion therapy for bi people.

Fair enough.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Katsuro on June 12, 2018, 05:15:37 pm
You know, Jesus spent a lot of his time with 12 young men, all single, and Jesus himself never had a wife or a girlfriend either.

Just sayin' is all.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Skybison on June 19, 2018, 05:40:46 pm
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?

(https://i.redditmedia.com/NTlK-6fSIkc8RiIn2YB2YeJfz7UK3ir2pDjNRhADD5c.jpg?w=320&s=7c9b99e97bc4da12c4f4052c7c767428)
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 19, 2018, 05:59:54 pm
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?

(https://i.redditmedia.com/NTlK-6fSIkc8RiIn2YB2YeJfz7UK3ir2pDjNRhADD5c.jpg?w=320&s=7c9b99e97bc4da12c4f4052c7c767428)

He never did make out with Muhammad. That picture was drawn by a hellbound blasphemous heathen
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Lana Reverse on June 19, 2018, 06:08:57 pm
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?

(https://i.redditmedia.com/NTlK-6fSIkc8RiIn2YB2YeJfz7UK3ir2pDjNRhADD5c.jpg?w=320&s=7c9b99e97bc4da12c4f4052c7c767428)

He never did make out with Muhammad. That picture was drawn by a hellbound blasphemous heathen

Isn't it a sin to say somebody is in or going to Hell?
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Skybison on June 19, 2018, 06:14:05 pm
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?

(https://i.redditmedia.com/NTlK-6fSIkc8RiIn2YB2YeJfz7UK3ir2pDjNRhADD5c.jpg?w=320&s=7c9b99e97bc4da12c4f4052c7c767428)

He never did make out with Muhammad. That picture was drawn by a hellbound blasphemous heathen

You know who was called a hellbound blasphemous heathen when he was alive?  Jesus!  Which proves he drew that picture to reflect his true desires.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Jacob Harrison on June 19, 2018, 07:09:05 pm
Since your back I'll bump up my direct question

Direct question jacob

If Jesus hates gay sex as much as you say he does, why is he making out with Mohammed?

(https://i.redditmedia.com/NTlK-6fSIkc8RiIn2YB2YeJfz7UK3ir2pDjNRhADD5c.jpg?w=320&s=7c9b99e97bc4da12c4f4052c7c767428)

He never did make out with Muhammad. That picture was drawn by a hellbound blasphemous heathen

Isn't it a sin to say somebody is in or going to Hell?

No it is not. The fact that he drew that blasphemous picture shows that he has not accepted Jesus Christ as his lord and savior. Those who reject Christ go to the state of hell(being cursed to wander the Earth as a ghost with no chance of crossing over to heaven like purgatorial ghosts) until judgement day when they are judged and put in the realm of the lake of fire(a metaphor for the fire of God’s wrath which cannot be quenched.)

What will you tell Christ on judgement day when he asks you why you didn’t listen to my preaching and accept him as your lord and savior?
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Art Vandelay on June 19, 2018, 07:11:02 pm
The State of Hell, eh? On the plus side, I hear they sell fuel for really cheap.
Title: Re: About my ban
Post by: Skybison on June 19, 2018, 07:13:02 pm
What will you tell Christ on judgement day when he asks you why you didn’t listen to my preaching and accept him as your lord and savior?

I'll tell him it was because your teaching had no evidence to back them up.

What will you tell him when he asks you why you wouldn't let make sweet love to his boyfriend?