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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5535 on: September 30, 2013, 02:50:35 pm »
My mom's old workplace started selling Christmas stuff in July and August, no joke. It's sad how retail can make you hate the holidays.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5536 on: September 30, 2013, 02:56:47 pm »
Walmart's certainly selling their Christmas trees early, too.

In a far off corner of the store that you would only normally go to for gardening and yard supplies.

I'm not too offended since they're still keeping the Halloween and Harvest stuff in the seasonal section.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5537 on: September 30, 2013, 03:45:27 pm »
The itunes store is down and I can't watch the last episode of Breaking Bad until the store starts working. I really want to see this episode.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5538 on: September 30, 2013, 06:24:18 pm »
Baby nephew crying, waking house up at 3 AM.

Lightning storm at 4 AM. Rain so thick the rest of today the freeway was only going 40 MPH.

Older sister's psychotic cat mauling me in my sleep at 7 AM. Not an exaggeration.

Coyotes yowling in the neighbor's yard at 8 AM. Seriously guys, you're supposed to do that at night.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5539 on: September 30, 2013, 06:37:31 pm »
If coyotes are howling at odd hours, it might mean they're hungry.  Least, if I remember my coyote facts correctly.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5540 on: September 30, 2013, 07:11:03 pm »
If coyotes are howling at odd hours, it might mean they're hungry.  Least, if I remember my coyote facts correctly.

I think there's a way Feral Dog could kill at least two, possibly three birds with one stone if that's true. See bolded sections below.

Baby nephew crying, waking house up at 3 AM.

Lightning storm at 4 AM. Rain so thick the rest of today the freeway was only going 40 MPH.

Older sister's psychotic cat mauling me in my sleep at 7 AM. Not an exaggeration.

Coyotes yowling in the neighbor's yard at 8 AM. Seriously guys, you're supposed to do that at night.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5541 on: September 30, 2013, 08:46:54 pm »
Using the term "DH" to refer to one's husband. I get that it's supposed to be a really sweet, endearing term (an abbreviation of "Dear Husband"), but to me it seems like over-the-top diabetes-inducing glurge.

One of my aunts exclusively refers to her daughter publicly as "the little one."

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« Reply #5542 on: September 30, 2013, 08:51:05 pm »
Can't feed the coyotes to my sister's cat, that's animal cruelty.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5543 on: September 30, 2013, 09:30:35 pm »
My ear is blocked up from my cold, tad worried if i start shouting without realising.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5544 on: October 01, 2013, 07:58:40 am »
Ever been driving a car, and accidentally hit the accelerator when you meant to hit the brakes? I just did that, and I may've absolutely wrecked the back end of the car port and broke a rather crucial pipe that supplies the whole house with water in the process. I believe I've just set a new record for stupidest thing I've ever done. Oh joy.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5545 on: October 01, 2013, 02:31:05 pm »
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Ever been driving a car, and accidentally hit the accelerator when you meant to hit the brakes?

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5546 on: October 01, 2013, 02:57:47 pm »
That's impossible to do in my car. If I'm driving, anyways.

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« Reply #5547 on: October 01, 2013, 06:59:38 pm »
^^ I'd almost be impressed if you managed to pull that off.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5548 on: October 01, 2013, 07:01:23 pm »
"Oh, damn, no government today. America's a lawless wasteland now. I'll just go back to bed and smoke a Mary now. No laws against Mary Jane anymore. Green Day."

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5549 on: October 01, 2013, 07:47:37 pm »
^^ I'd almost be impressed if you managed to pull that off.

Ahaha. I would be too.

I did manage to put my car in neutral on a hill tho. And went backwards. And didn't realize hitting the brake doesn't work.

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