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Offline SpaceProg

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5880 on: November 02, 2013, 02:51:04 pm »
I didn't know you had a TARDIS to begin with.  Should've asked for a ride.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5881 on: November 02, 2013, 02:53:24 pm »
Quote from: chitoryu12 on November 02, 2013, 02:22:29 am
Quote from: Vypernight on November 01, 2013, 06:39:15 pm
One day removed from Halloween and our store already has Christmas crap up.  What's worse is we already have people in the Christmas spirit, getting more pissed off than normal over stupid shit.  I'm dreading the day after November, when they start playing Christmas music NON FUCKING STOP!

I was also tempted to start a, "Rant about the holidays," thread but I figured it was too early.

They're already putting up Grinchmas decorations at Islands of Adventure. Starting yesterday, they had many of the HHN store displays removed and only the bare minimum to keep selling merchandise for the last weekend.

Reminds me of the Christmas chapter from the book, "Pretending you care; the retail employee handbook," where the author once worked at a hobby store that started selling Christmas crap in July.  He said by September they were fresh out of Holiday spirit.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5882 on: November 02, 2013, 06:50:56 pm »
I sent this letter to Bill O'Reilly at the end of September:

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For years now, you have spoken about the "War on Christmas" as if it were a bad thing. However, just today I went into my local Costco, and I was shocked to see Christmas decorations for sale nearly three months in advance. The Christmas season is being stretched out way too far. I don't hate Christmas. I love Christmas. But I also love Halloween and Thanksgiving. So until such time as the Christmas season starts at a reasonable time, I will have to count myself as a supporter of the War on Christmas.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5883 on: November 02, 2013, 07:20:18 pm »
I have to go to urgent care tomorrow because
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5884 on: November 02, 2013, 07:31:09 pm »
Quote from: Meshakhad on November 02, 2013, 06:50:56 pm
I sent this letter to Bill O'Reilly at the end of September:

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For years now, you have spoken about the "War on Christmas" as if it were a bad thing. However, just today I went into my local Costco, and I was shocked to see Christmas decorations for sale nearly three months in advance. The Christmas season is being stretched out way too far. I don't hate Christmas. I love Christmas. But I also love Halloween and Thanksgiving. So until such time as the Christmas season starts at a reasonable time, I will have to count myself as a supporter of the War on Christmas.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5885 on: November 02, 2013, 07:46:51 pm »
In the off chance O'Reilly will actually ever read your letter on the air, he'll probably just call you a pinhead or kool aid or... some loofah thing whatever I just don't know.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5886 on: November 02, 2013, 08:20:38 pm »
The admin for the Minecraft server on which I play is playing fucking host roulette, and its pissing everyone off, myself included...and I'm one patient motherfucker.  I can deal with some pretty serious lag, but its unplayable even for me.  At this rate, he's not going to HAVE any players, which kinda sucks since its the only Minecraft server I ever really got into.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5887 on: November 03, 2013, 05:31:07 pm »
On this other forum I hang out on sometimes there's a guy who is a communist and a rabid Zionist. He just quoted me a bunch of copypasta from a "Stand With Us" pamphlet. Hilarious.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5888 on: November 03, 2013, 05:33:27 pm »
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT SHIT SHIT
MY MOM WALKED IN ON ME
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK HER IN THE EYE AGAIN
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NOPE

Edit: was my 777th post seriously about my crazy mother catching me masturbating?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5889 on: November 03, 2013, 05:35:57 pm »
Quote from: Osama bin Bambi on November 03, 2013, 05:31:07 pm
On this other forum I hang out on sometimes there's a guy who is a communist and a rabid Zionist. He just quoted me a bunch of copypasta from a "Stand With Us" pamphlet. Hilarious.

Which forum? I knew someone just like that. Supports Stalin, still argues China/Cuba are socialist?
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5890 on: November 03, 2013, 05:54:29 pm »
Comrades fighting the good fight against the bourgeois pigs. The proletariat will rise again!

Seems like the progressives actually got things done here in the U.S. when they had to compete with a strong Communist party.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5891 on: November 03, 2013, 06:00:36 pm »
Quote from: largeham on November 03, 2013, 05:35:57 pm
Quote from: Osama bin Bambi on November 03, 2013, 05:31:07 pm
On this other forum I hang out on sometimes there's a guy who is a communist and a rabid Zionist. He just quoted me a bunch of copypasta from a "Stand With Us" pamphlet. Hilarious.

Which forum? I knew someone just like that. Supports Stalin, still argues China/Cuba are socialist?

It's not a political forum, it's actually mostly for the fanbase of an obscure little webcomic. As far as I can tell, he doesn't support Stalin and considers himself anti-statist.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5892 on: November 03, 2013, 06:18:25 pm »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on November 02, 2013, 07:20:18 pm
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I could give some pointers if you want since I have dealt with that stuff all my life. Literally.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5893 on: November 03, 2013, 06:56:45 pm »
Quote from: SmokingDodongo on November 03, 2013, 05:33:27 pm
OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT SHIT SHIT
MY MOM WALKED IN ON ME
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOOK HER IN THE EYE AGAIN
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

NOPE

Edit: was my 777th post seriously about my crazy mother catching me masturbating?

I really, really feel for you. The exact same thing happened to me and I pretty much wanted to run off to Canada.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #5894 on: November 03, 2013, 07:03:46 pm »
Man, I have been walked in on so many times, my embarassment has been cut to a fifth of what it once was.

Course the first time I got caught was in detention, and even then i didnt give much of a shit
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