« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 8 9 [10] 11 12 ... 25   Go Down

Author Topic: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)  (Read 76705 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Sigmaleph

  • Ungodlike
  • Administrator
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 3615
    • sigmaleph on tumblr
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #135 on: December 19, 2013, 04:21:43 pm »
It must be said that a scenario in which the children kill and cannibalize their parents is not everyone’s idea of a happy family dynamic.
Logged
Σא

Offline Beezlebub

  • Bishop
  • ***
  • Posts: 147
  • Gender: Male
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #136 on: December 19, 2013, 11:41:40 pm »
I set him on fire, that should help.
Logged
"If they want to take away our porn, they'll have to pry it from my cold, dead, well-exercised right hand"

Art Vandelay

  • Guest
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #137 on: December 20, 2013, 01:00:40 am »
If you see anything you think may need blowing, you go and blow it.
Logged

Offline Ghoti

  • slow-burn naive
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2617
  • Gender: Male
  • Assume I'm crashing & burning at any given moment
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #138 on: December 20, 2013, 01:44:50 am »
Quack, damn you.
Logged
Long Live The Queen.

Quote from: niam2023 on November 04, 2015, 10:16:43 pm
Burn fire! Hellfire! Now Anita, its your turn! Choose GamerGate, or your pyre!
Be mine or you will buuurn!!

Offline SpaceProg

  • What you read is what you get.
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 5507
  • Nocturnal
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #139 on: December 20, 2013, 02:00:35 pm »
Nugget brought in a chunky mouse.
Logged

Offline Zygarde

  • Black trans queen of FQA
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2784
  • Fuck trees, I climb clouds, motherfucker!'
    • My YouTube Channel
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #140 on: December 25, 2013, 12:32:06 am »
Your OC looks like piss covered in tar.
Logged

Offline lord gibbon

  • That Weird Guy in the Corner
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Gender: Male
  • living trivia machine
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #141 on: December 25, 2013, 12:51:38 am »
In retrospect, we really should have chosen a driver who can, well, drive.
Logged
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

Quote from: Seneca
Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Quote from: The_Queen on July 11, 2016, 01:05:29 am
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

Offline Ghoti

  • slow-burn naive
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2617
  • Gender: Male
  • Assume I'm crashing & burning at any given moment
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #142 on: December 25, 2013, 03:31:33 am »
Though I walk though the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am driving a house-sized mass of "fuck you".
Logged
Long Live The Queen.

Quote from: niam2023 on November 04, 2015, 10:16:43 pm
Burn fire! Hellfire! Now Anita, its your turn! Choose GamerGate, or your pyre!
Be mine or you will buuurn!!

Offline SpaceProg

  • What you read is what you get.
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 5507
  • Nocturnal
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #143 on: December 25, 2013, 02:46:18 pm »
Ernest Saves Christmas is the best Christmas movie of all time. 
« Last Edit: December 25, 2013, 02:48:35 pm by The Doctor »
Logged

Art Vandelay

  • Guest
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #144 on: December 27, 2013, 08:16:10 am »
If you've got an intruder coming into your house, why would you want to actually stab them? That means you have to get up close and personal with them. I'd rather be standing back and whacking them off from a distance.
Logged

Offline The Illusive Man

  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 869
  • Gender: Male
  • Saw the ME3 endings, got turned into a husk. :(-
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #145 on: January 04, 2014, 03:30:30 pm »
The Abraham affair was taken up into debate on postmodernism not least because it touched on the issue which was proving the crucial test of the claim that history was incapable of establishing any real facts about the past.
Logged
Despite knowing about indoctrination I thought it was a good idea to put a human Reaper near my office. Now I am a sentient husk :(.

*RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR* *SCREECH* *smokes*

Offline SpaceProg

  • What you read is what you get.
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 5507
  • Nocturnal
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #146 on: January 04, 2014, 03:41:11 pm »
Then I said, "foooooorrrrrr shizzle!"
Logged

Offline lord gibbon

  • That Weird Guy in the Corner
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 868
  • Gender: Male
  • living trivia machine
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #147 on: January 04, 2014, 04:02:54 pm »
Stop throwing monorails, dammit!
Logged
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

Quote from: Seneca
Religion is regarded by the common man as true, by the wise man as false, and by the powerful man as useful
Quote from: The_Queen on July 11, 2016, 01:05:29 am
Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

Offline Ghoti

  • slow-burn naive
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2617
  • Gender: Male
  • Assume I'm crashing & burning at any given moment
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #148 on: January 04, 2014, 07:46:21 pm »
The next time you put a fucking Warthog on my fucking penis I'm going to assfuck you with a Wii remote!
Logged
Long Live The Queen.

Quote from: niam2023 on November 04, 2015, 10:16:43 pm
Burn fire! Hellfire! Now Anita, its your turn! Choose GamerGate, or your pyre!
Be mine or you will buuurn!!

Offline gyeonghwa

  • Uppity and Proud of It
  • The Beast
  • *****
  • Posts: 2041
  • Gender: Male
  • That angry queer your tone trolls warned you about
    • Queer & Khmer
Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #149 on: January 05, 2014, 08:51:48 pm »
Are you intentionally trying to ram your bumper into that big rig?
Logged
Quote from: Her3tiK on February 09, 2012, 05:34:14 pm
That may be the single gayest thing I have ever read on this board. Or the old one. ;)
Pages: 1 ... 8 9 [10] 11 12 ... 25   Go Up
« previous next »