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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10095 on: December 14, 2014, 06:16:00 pm »



There's...rape in the Hobbit?  There's sex in any of Tolkien's works?

Ironbite-because as far as I know it's about as sexless as anything I've ever read of his.

If it's not in the book and makes fuck all sense for it to be in the book, then it'll probably be in one of the movies.

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Fun fact: there is rape in Tolkien's works.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10096 on: December 14, 2014, 06:26:14 pm »
Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit?

Ironbite-I don't count the one I can't spell.

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« Reply #10097 on: December 14, 2014, 06:45:58 pm »
Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit?

Ironbite-I don't count the one I can't spell.

Background material to The Lord of the Rings. As I recall, there's a mention in the Appendices that's expanded upon in some of his other writings, where it's confirmed that her "torment" was in fact rape.

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In 2509 Celebrían wife of Elrond was journeying to Lórien when she was waylaid in the Redhorn Pass, and her escort being scattered by the sudden assault of the Orcs, she was seized and carried off. She was pursued and rescued by Elladan and Elrohir, but not before she had suffered torment and had received a poisoned wound.

(Year is Third Age. She was traveling to Lórien from Rivendell since she was the daughter of Celeborn and Galadriel. A year later she passed over the Sea to Valinor.)
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10098 on: December 14, 2014, 09:02:48 pm »
Oh, god. Celebrian is canon.
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« Reply #10099 on: December 14, 2014, 09:11:36 pm »
Oh, god. Celebrian is canon.

It disturbs me that I know what you're referring to.
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10101 on: December 15, 2014, 03:56:01 am »



There's...rape in the Hobbit?  There's sex in any of Tolkien's works?

Ironbite-because as far as I know it's about as sexless as anything I've ever read of his.

That's the Bible.

And I think it's intended as a potshot against moral guardians.
I always thought it was a potshot against Chrsitians.
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« Reply #10103 on: December 15, 2014, 07:33:30 am »
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« Reply #10105 on: December 16, 2014, 03:02:55 am »
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« Reply #10106 on: December 16, 2014, 09:09:44 am »
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Re: The Funny/Stupid Pics Thread
« Reply #10108 on: December 16, 2014, 09:07:22 pm »


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