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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #270 on: February 01, 2015, 04:54:59 am »
These come off as pagan sex jihadists
Cain said: Truly I am Mahan, the master of this great secret, that I may murder and get gain. Wherefore Cain was called Master Mahan,
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #271 on: February 01, 2015, 05:25:47 am »
E. Plurbus Unum, you cunt.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #272 on: February 01, 2015, 09:47:05 pm »
I'm being hunted by a cave full of mimes!
Excuse me, sir, do you have a minute to talk about your lord and savior, Hannibal Barca?

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Yeah, if the pagans are so smart, why did Jesus invade Pagan-land on the back of a dragon and kill them all!

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #273 on: February 04, 2015, 08:46:53 am »
Everything's gone to shit. East Coast vs West Coast, man! East vs West Coast!
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #274 on: February 06, 2015, 06:38:12 am »
Are two-head bear people shooting at you, and battle cattle mooing? Beware the battle cattle!

Your sword's blowing glue!Let me try that again. Your sword's glowing blue!
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #275 on: May 13, 2015, 05:33:23 am »
When I first went to the bottling plant, they took me into a room and carved a triangle into my head. Patting me on the head, they whispered in my ear that I now knew the truth.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #276 on: May 13, 2015, 11:31:49 am »
Just put down the porcupine and back away slowly.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #277 on: May 26, 2015, 07:39:13 pm »
And remember, if at first you don't get heard, beat the other guy very hard in the face with a paperweight.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #278 on: May 27, 2015, 09:03:24 pm »
[6:02:44 PM] Xana: it's like having your ass filled with french vanilla coffee creamer
There is no plague more evil and vile to watch spread than the plague that is the Von Habsburg dynasty.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #279 on: July 17, 2015, 08:07:21 pm »
Slightly crazy friend - Science has no proof. Only God has proof.
Me- Fffffffffffffffffffffffff
Other, more sane friend- Great. Now he's leaking rage.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #280 on: July 17, 2015, 08:42:08 pm »
Slightly crazy friend - Science has no proof. Only God has proof.
Me- Fffffffffffffffffffffffff
Other, more sane friend- Great. Now he's leaking rage.

Ask him why God in his infinite wisdom never mentioned the pentaquark.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #281 on: July 18, 2015, 01:03:54 am »
Well... it's a game with dudes who circle around another dude while he fights things made of... dudes.  Lots and lots of dudes.

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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #282 on: July 20, 2015, 12:52:28 am »
Dead people still clog up the engine.
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #283 on: July 20, 2015, 01:23:38 am »
Why are you humping the pizza rolls?
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Re: Random Sentences (Devoid of Context)
« Reply #284 on: July 22, 2015, 02:58:24 pm »
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