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Art Vandelay
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
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Reply #705 on:
May 14, 2012, 08:38:29 pm »
Granted, but the kid's an asshole.
I wish it were legal to kick kids in the face.
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May 14, 2012, 08:59:10 pm »
Granted, you can kick baby goats in the face. PETA damages your property every time you do.
I wish I could safely teleport to and from work.
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May 14, 2012, 10:38:49 pm »
Granted, you are now in possession of the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device. It gets stolen from you by a master thief, who uses it to steal all of the most famous works of art.
I wish there were a National Crablette Day.
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May 16, 2012, 02:55:40 am »
Granted. The Crablettes band together... Before taking over the world, they eat your urethra.
I wish for a return to the Julian calendar.
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May 16, 2012, 04:44:14 pm »
Wish granted. Society collapses as everyone is confused as fuck.
I wish I had the ability to fix any computer problem with the power of magic, instead of troubleshooting and stupid shit like drivers for a wireless that...fuck you Dell!
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Saturn500
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May 16, 2012, 04:51:48 pm »
Granted. You are incredibly busy for the rest of your life, as your powers make you a godsend to everyone else with a computer. You eventually die from overwork.
I wish Final Fantasy XIII-2 had a canon ending which was actually, y'know, good.
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May 16, 2012, 07:09:30 pm »
Wish granted. Your favorite game now has the world's shittiest ending. Also, Jersey Shore now has a shitty video game for some reason.
I wish Season 3 of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was here.
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Art Vandelay
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May 16, 2012, 07:17:07 pm »
Granted, but it's complete shit and as such all fans who're over the age of twelve lose interest, resulting in the brony fandom fading away (whaddaya know, I got my wish granted corruption-free).
I wish I could find the plug to the kitchen sink.
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Saturn500
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May 16, 2012, 07:27:57 pm »
Granted. It's being guarded by bronies, who are angry at your implied insult. They have a lot of dakka, by the way.
I wish for three more wishes!
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May 16, 2012, 07:48:04 pm »
Wish granted. You can't actually use them, though.
I wish I owned my own home.
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Art Vandelay
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May 16, 2012, 07:52:28 pm »
Granted, it's in Harlem, New York. Also, everyone in the area thinks you're a racist. Have fun with that.
I wish I always got as much sleep as I did last night (seriously, waking up a 6:00am and not feeling tired is one of the greatest things ever).
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May 16, 2012, 08:13:07 pm »
Granted. You sleep through a crisis only
you
could have stopped. Now seahorses rule the world.
I wish Ronald E. Williams would DIAF (of course, don't we all?)
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May 16, 2012, 09:23:24 pm »
Granted, we all die in a fire with Ronald E. Williams.
I wish my commute was significantly quicker.
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Art Vandelay
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May 16, 2012, 09:25:13 pm »
Granted, but it takes you 40 minutes to get in and out of the front door of your work place.
I wish it were already Friday afternoon.
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May 16, 2012, 09:49:54 pm »
Granted, but you're stuck inside filling out paperwork.
I wish that I had a gun that shoots shurikens and lightning!
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