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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1875 on: July 20, 2013, 03:47:44 am »
Granted. Everyone is floating in the space between galaxies, unable to die.

I wish I had the ability to make people orgasm with a though.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1876 on: July 20, 2013, 04:21:56 am »
Granted, but it's only people you hate.

I wish for all the powers of Morpheus (the Sandman).
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1877 on: July 20, 2013, 04:29:17 am »
Granted, but it's only people you hate.

I wish for all the powers of Morpheus (the Sandman).
Granted. Mind you, he and the rest of the Endless don't take too kindly to this.

I wish for a cat on my lap.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1878 on: July 20, 2013, 09:00:06 am »
Granted. It has explosive diarrhoea and is somehow convinced that there's catnip inside your penis.

I wish for cake.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1879 on: July 20, 2013, 09:23:06 am »
Granted. A delicious cake the size of Texas drops onto your home.

I wish for everyone on Earth to be at least as intelligent as Albert Einstein.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1880 on: July 20, 2013, 02:04:23 pm »
Granted. The One World Government exiles everyone who fails the Einstein test to Mars. Most of humanity dies in the trip.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1881 on: July 20, 2013, 02:56:43 pm »
Granted. You're charged with murder after a tornado picks it up whole and drops it on some old lady.

I wish they'd stop rereleasing "The Wizard of Oz" to theaters.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1882 on: July 20, 2013, 08:30:51 pm »
Granted. You're charged with murder after a tornado picks it up whole and drops it on some old lady.

I wish they'd stop rereleasing "The Wizard of Oz" to theaters.
Granted. They begin rereleasing "Epic Movie" and "Meet The Spartans".

I wish my girlfriend and her girlfriend's stalkers were dead.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Together as one, against all others.
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Humanity does learn from history,
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Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1883 on: July 21, 2013, 02:29:14 am »
Granted. They are now undead monstrosities who hunger for flesh.

I wish for the ability to make people do whatever I want them to.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1884 on: July 21, 2013, 01:23:35 pm »
Granted. They are now undead monstrosities who hunger for flesh.

I wish for the ability to make people do whatever I want them to.
Granted, but everyone else has it too.

I wish there was no censorship on TV or the radio.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1885 on: July 21, 2013, 03:59:05 pm »
Granted. The child porn industry explodes as a result of legalized broadcasting.

I wish for a Philosopher's Stone.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1886 on: July 21, 2013, 05:03:52 pm »
Granted.  It can't turn lead into gold but your body into gold.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1887 on: July 21, 2013, 07:51:06 pm »
Granted. All Japanese television is outlawed.

I wish for longer hair.
What I used to think was me is just a fading memory. I looked him right in the eye and said "Goodbye".
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1888 on: July 21, 2013, 08:01:44 pm »
Granted. It's as long as Rapunzel's.

I wish there was only half as much bullshit everywhere in the world as there currently is.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #1889 on: July 22, 2013, 02:50:24 am »
Granted, fertiliser prices skyrocket and as a result food prices do the same. Are you proud of yourself?

I wish for some cheese.