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Offline N. De Plume

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #675 on: May 10, 2012, 06:54:31 am »
Granted. But now you spend all your time planning and none of it actually doing. Your plans would be perfect and achieve their goals most efficiently if you ever actually enacted them. But as you don’t, they all wind up being worth less than the wire-bound notebooks you first sketch them out in.

I wish I had Dr. Horrible’s Freeze Ray.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #676 on: May 10, 2012, 11:35:32 pm »
Granted, but in an attempt to use it to kill your mortal enemy, it explodes and kills your one true love... Really, you should have seen this coming.

I wish the perfect video game for me existed and I was not only able to play it, but allowed to.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #677 on: May 10, 2012, 11:40:01 pm »
Granted, but the DRM requires you to not only be constantly connected to a rather unreliable server for the game to work, but it also requires you be sitting naked in front of a webcam, so the publisher can be certain that it is indeed you and only you who is playing the game. Have fun with that. Oh, and I'd just like to point out that since this game exists only for you, nobody else gives a shit about it and as such nobody has bothered to crack the DRM.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #678 on: May 11, 2012, 03:01:51 am »
Wish granted.  You're shot out of the sky by a crazy redneck conspiracy theorist.

I wish for more financial stability.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #679 on: May 12, 2012, 10:54:11 pm »
Granted. Your bank balance drops to zero and stays there.

I wish for a Louisville Slugger.

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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #680 on: May 13, 2012, 12:07:46 am »
Granted. The Louisville native promptly punches you out and goes home.

I wish I wasn't so mercurial.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #681 on: May 13, 2012, 03:31:59 am »
Wish granted.  You now have a stable mood - depressed.

I wish that I could use any wireless network as I please with no problems.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #682 on: May 13, 2012, 10:10:50 am »
Granted, but you get blocked from every website in the world.

I wish that I had a dog.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #683 on: May 13, 2012, 10:21:11 am »
Granted. It is a high-strung, yippy chihuahua that is always biting at your ankles and refuses to be housebroken.

I wish for world peace.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #684 on: May 13, 2012, 11:23:51 am »
Quote from: N. De Plume on May 13, 2012, 10:21:11 am
Granted. It is a high-strung, yippy chihuahua that is always biting at your ankles and refuses to be housebroken.

I wish for world peace.
Granted. All organisms on the planet Earth immediately cease to exist. All that is left is a peaceful silence.

I wish I didn't have to work today, yet still had my job.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #685 on: May 13, 2012, 06:16:03 pm »
Granted, but your pay has been permanently reduced to $0.20 per hour.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #686 on: May 13, 2012, 06:52:23 pm »
Granted, but now it kills you.

I wish that I had my new Jeep already.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #687 on: May 13, 2012, 08:30:55 pm »
Oil prices skyrocket to ridiculous levels just as you get said new Jeep.

I wish.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #688 on: May 13, 2012, 08:33:56 pm »
No you don't.

I wish I didn't have to take a shit right now.
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Re: Wishes Will Be Corrupted
« Reply #689 on: May 13, 2012, 08:35:19 pm »
Granted.  You just shat your pants.

I wish that I wasn't having problems with my phone.
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