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...You don't lift the seat to piss? I know they don't in Germany but a lot of guys in the US still lift the seat to pee.
Humanity does learn from history,sadly, they're rarely the ones in power.
Life is too damned short for the concept of “guilty” pleasures to have any meaning.
Quote from: Booker DeWitt on July 29, 2013, 10:33:49 pm...You don't lift the seat to piss? I know they don't in Germany but a lot of guys in the US still lift the seat to pee.They don't lift the seat in Germany? Do they sit? Because, otherwise I imagine there's a lot of seat pissing, because, well, unwieldy sometimes and all.
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 01:02:01 amQuote from: Booker DeWitt on July 29, 2013, 10:33:49 pm...You don't lift the seat to piss? I know they don't in Germany but a lot of guys in the US still lift the seat to pee.They don't lift the seat in Germany? Do they sit? Because, otherwise I imagine there's a lot of seat pissing, because, well, unwieldy sometimes and all.Yup. They sit. There are even things people put in their bathrooms to shame guys who lift the toilet seat to pee.
Afraid of butt cooties?
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on July 30, 2013, 01:16:14 amAfraid of butt cooties? No, more afraid of AIDS, HIV, every other STD, tentinus and the general layer of filth that coats the literal shitholes.
I'm accusing you of being stupid.
Quote from: PosthumanHeresy on July 30, 2013, 01:27:59 amQuote from: Magus Silveresti on July 30, 2013, 01:16:14 amAfraid of butt cooties? No, more afraid of AIDS, HIV, every other STD, tentinus and the general layer of filth that coats the literal shitholes.You know that you can't catch diseases from toilet seats, right? Least of all AIDS? Not unless someone with HIV bled on the seat and you've got some open wounds on your ass.Rob, the guy I talked about insulting the Steak n' Shake waitress, is likewise afraid of shitting in public. Though this is mostly because he's extremely self-conscious and has almost no self-esteem (bragging about himself doesn't count; he puts on a facade of manliness and confidence to hide his insecurities), and he's terrified that people will mock him for actually being human.He's basically applying the "Pretty girls don't shit" thing to himself.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.
Commenter Brendan Rizzo is an American (still living there) who really, really hates America. He used to make posts defending his country from anti-American attacks but got fed up with it all.