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Title: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Askold on October 23, 2014, 06:38:19 am
Apparently this: http://worldtruth.tv/busted-pilot-forgets-to-turn-off-chemtrails-while-landing/ is finally the undeniable proof of the existence of chemtrails.

As you can clearly see on the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwF7LVdtvjQ

The plane is leaking chemtrails as it lands because the silly lizardman-jew pilot forgot to turn off the chemtrail machine.

Or it could be a simple natural phenomenom caused by the mist.

But obviously, the website and loonies are going with the chemtrail theory. In other news, that website and the comments gave me a headache as I took a quick peek into the mouth of madness.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Ghoti on October 23, 2014, 07:40:33 am
My brother is this variety of nutter, and he always gets mad when I point out that if the government was actually poisoning the air/plotting to take away MUH GUNZ/putting people in FEMA death camps/designing a new strain of Ebola that would turn people into gay liberals/whatever ridiculous thing the loons* are yodeling** about this week, anyone who said anything about it without government approval would get shot.

*I am ashamed for insulting my state bird in this way.
**That's what a loon call is called, a yodel.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Dakota Bob on October 23, 2014, 08:25:27 am
AROUND LIZARDS, NEVER RELAX
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on October 23, 2014, 09:49:25 am
AROUND LIZARDS, NEVER RELAX

Don't let I Am Lizard know you said that.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: I am lizard on October 23, 2014, 11:32:22 am
AROUND LIZARDS, NEVER RELAX
Racist bastard.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Askold on October 23, 2014, 12:44:37 pm
AROUND LIZARDS, NEVER RELAX
It should be something that rhymes, like "around elves watch yourselves." Or almost rhymes, like "around Finns the gets thin."

Around lizards, there are hazards?
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on October 23, 2014, 12:54:30 pm
AROUND LIZARDS, NEVER RELAX
It should be something that rhymes, like "around elves watch yourselves." Or almost rhymes, like "around Finns the gets thin."

Around lizards, there are hazards?

Around the lizards, guard your gizzards!
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Askold on October 23, 2014, 01:19:32 pm
AROUND LIZARDS, NEVER RELAX
It should be something that rhymes, like "around elves watch yourselves." Or almost rhymes, like "around Finns the gets thin."

Around lizards, there are hazards?

Around the lizards, guard your gizzards!
Watch your gizzards was my first version but I didn't think it made sense.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: I am lizard on October 23, 2014, 01:34:04 pm
All of you: check your mammal privilege.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Ultimate Paragon on October 23, 2014, 01:36:47 pm
All of you: check your mammal privilege.

You're just jealous because we're warm-blooded.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Eiki-mun on October 23, 2014, 01:41:27 pm
I for one welcome our new I Am Lizard overlords.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Svata on October 23, 2014, 01:51:24 pm
I for one welcome our new I Am Lizard overlords.

That's because... you're one of them!
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Dakota Bob on October 23, 2014, 02:45:24 pm
All of you: check your mammal privilege.

Yeah? well, the lizardmen should check their illuminati privilege!
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Random Gal on October 23, 2014, 03:42:53 pm
All of you: check your mammal privilege.

What about Ironbite?

@V: I was just going for "not a mammal."
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: SpaceProg on October 23, 2014, 04:27:20 pm
He's not a lizard.  He's a raptor.  Closer to a bird than anything.
EDIT:   And I think he may or may not be mechanical...
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: ironbite on October 23, 2014, 04:28:08 pm
I've got Robot Privilege.
Title: Re: Again with the chemtrails...
Post by: Cloud3514 on October 23, 2014, 09:48:54 pm
So Ibbles is a mechanostrider, then?