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Posted by: fluffyDbringer
« on: September 04, 2019, 07:19:25 pm »

implying Hank wouldn't code with ArnoldC
Posted by: RavynousHunter
« on: September 03, 2019, 08:43:04 pm »

King of the Hill, but Hank's a software engineer instead of a propane salesman.

"Ah write Python and Python extensions, I tell you hwat."
Posted by: Chaos Undivided
« on: May 02, 2019, 04:51:02 pm »

In a couple centuries, we'll probably romanticize Somali pirates.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: April 10, 2019, 03:48:39 am »

You'll be the one who gets eaten out.

On an unrelated note, whoever coined the term "creepypasta" instead of "fettuccine afraido" missed a huge opportunity.
Posted by: Kanzenkankaku
« on: April 10, 2019, 03:41:19 am »

Go down on Medusa and your dick won't be the only thing that's rock hard.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: April 09, 2019, 10:25:19 am »

Does Medusa also have snakes for pubes?
Posted by: Skybison
« on: April 08, 2019, 02:11:54 am »

I'm thinking of getting pet birds, probably Budgies or Cockatiels.  I've wanted a pet for a long time but just have a small two room apartment so not enough room for a dog or cat, and those small parrots are still social animals that you can play with and cuddle unlike a more decorative pet and have a good life expectancy.

Plus look at this





My plan is to get two, both males because they get along better then females, so they won't be lonely when I'm away and name them Hunin and Munin.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: April 07, 2019, 01:04:36 am »

Expensive paintings are just trading cards for rich people.

Tooth fairies are a benign subspecies of the far more hostile and dangerous bone fairies.
Posted by: Chaos Undivided
« on: March 30, 2019, 01:28:42 pm »

I just realized Ben Garrison is basically Stan Kelly from The Onion if he weren't being satirical.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: March 26, 2019, 06:01:40 am »

Moonlight should be called sloppy seconds sunlight.

If Mike Wazowski (Monsters Inc) grew hair under his chin, would that hair be his beard or his pubes?
Posted by: Katsuro
« on: February 21, 2019, 02:56:47 pm »

Given that tickling only works when another person does it to you....

I keep reading this "fact" but I know 'm not alone in being able to tickle my own feet.  It's not as intense as if someone else does it, but I'd still describe the sensation as "ticklish". Feet are very sensitive.

Can you actually make yourself laugh from being tickled? I can feel it too when I do it to an extent, but nowhere near the point of laughing.

Nope, but maybe that's related to the way most people don't laugh as much when, say, watching a comedy alone as when wathcing it with others. Or maybe not...it's definately not as intense as when someone else tickles them (not that that happens much lol) but it is definately still uncomfortable and hard to keep doing it for more than a second or two.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: February 21, 2019, 06:48:56 am »

Given that tickling only works when another person does it to you....

I keep reading this "fact" but I know 'm not alone in being able to tickle my own feet.  It's not as intense as if someone else does it, but I'd still describe the sensation as "ticklish". Feet are very sensitive.

Can you actually make yourself laugh from being tickled? I can feel it too when I do it to an extent, but nowhere near the point of laughing.
Posted by: Katsuro
« on: February 21, 2019, 05:27:51 am »

Given that tickling only works when another person does it to you....

I keep reading this "fact" but I know 'm not alone in being able to tickle my own feet.  It's not as intense as if someone else does it, but I'd still describe the sensation as "ticklish". Feet are very sensitive.
Posted by: Art Vandelay
« on: February 19, 2019, 08:56:12 am »

Given that tickling only works when another person does it to you, I have to say we as a species really lucked out when it comes to masturbation.

While I can safely say I otherwise can't stand church, I will admit that the bit where they pass around the buckets of free money is pretty sweet.
Posted by: rookie
« on: November 17, 2018, 10:05:01 am »

So at the dinner table, Daughter 1 asks what tv show everyone would want to live in. We go around the table and the last to answer is Daughter 2. She says Joy of Painting so she can paint with a baby squirrel in her pocket like Bob Ross.