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Title: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: wyvern999 on September 25, 2012, 09:25:28 am
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He's conquered the world of business and soared to enormous political heights. Could aeronautical engineering be next for Mitt Romney? The GOP presidential nominee wowed a crowd over the weekend with his keen grasp of physics when he lamented that airplanes don’t have windows, appearing to view it as a problem that could be fixed in jiffy with a patent and a couple of good engineers. Speaking about his wife's emergency landing Friday, Romney said: "When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem."

With his enormous intellect that is every bit the equal of Dubya's this guy was born to be president. ::)

http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=e562d508-8516-4834-aae8-eacc75af4480&_nwpt=1
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: Tolpuddle Martyr on September 25, 2012, 09:33:21 am
The scary thing? He could still win (http://www.alternet.org/news-amp-politics/christian-right-rescue-how-clueless-romney-could-still-win)!

I sometimes wonder if US Repubs are actually coached in being MORE anti-intellectual, village idiot and terminal dumbass than they really are because that resonates so much with the modern Republican base!
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: rookie on September 25, 2012, 01:46:32 pm
That's incredibly stu- wait a second. Did I read that right? "When you have a fire in the aircraft, and there's no place to go...and you can't find any oxygen to get in the aircraft..." does he not know how fire works either? Am I reading that right? He thinks if there's a fire on a plane, opening a window will blow it out somehow?
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: Witchyjoshy on September 25, 2012, 02:40:21 pm
I think he's referring to letting the smoke out for whatever reason.

Incidentally, it probably would choke the fire... and everybody on board, too.  In addition, stuff would probably fly out of the windows, including people.  You'd be surprised what can fit through a small hole when there's a lot of suction going on.
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: Canadian Mojo on September 25, 2012, 03:03:13 pm
Explosive decompression (http://www.offshorediver.com/content/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1317:byford-dolphin-diving-bell-accident&catid=76:essay) and for further reading: what brings a lot of planes down (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncontrolled_decompression#Notable_decompression_accidents_and_incidents)
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: JohnE on September 25, 2012, 03:50:13 pm
You'd be surprised what can fit through a small hole when there's a lot of suction going on.
That's what she said.

(sorry, couldn't resist)
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: KZN02 on September 25, 2012, 04:09:48 pm
Does Mitt think we still use biplanes for public transportation?
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: Old Viking on September 25, 2012, 04:14:31 pm
Sweet Jesus on a carousel!  Where is Dan Quayle when we need him?
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: shykid on September 25, 2012, 05:28:51 pm
Please, Mitt, crack open a window on your private jet.
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: ironbite on September 25, 2012, 08:45:16 pm
You guys do know this was already posted in the Dumb Things the Romney campaign has done thread...right?

Ironbite-RIGHT!?
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: tempus on September 25, 2012, 09:04:57 pm
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He's conquered the world of business and soared to enormous political heights. Could aeronautical engineering be next for Mitt Romney? The GOP presidential nominee wowed a crowd over the weekend with his keen grasp of physics when he lamented that airplanes don’t have windows, appearing to view it as a problem that could be fixed in jiffy with a patent and a couple of good engineers. Speaking about his wife's emergency landing Friday, Romney said: "When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem."

With his enormous intellect that is every bit the equal of Dubya's this guy was born to be president. ::)

http://news.uk.msn.com//blog/trending-blogpost.aspx?post=e562d508-8516-4834-aae8-eacc75af4480&_nwpt=1

(http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/auto/r/350x0/4/7/4797c_ORIG-intredasting.jpg)
I can relate.  I, for one, have often wondered why more submarines don't have screen doors. 
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: Undecided on September 25, 2012, 09:17:30 pm
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A review of video footage of Mitt Romney's remarks shows that it is literally true that he did speak the words attributed to him, but it's not true that, as claimed, he was genuinely expressing confusion about why airplane windows don't open. When he said "I don't know why they don't do that" (in reference to airplane windows' not opening), his posture and tone clearly indicated that he intended the line to be taken as a tongue-in-cheek aside rather than as a serious statement:

http://www.snopes.com/politics/romney/windows.asp (http://www.snopes.com/politics/romney/windows.asp)

I'm inclined to treat this as an instance of quote mining.
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: KZN02 on September 25, 2012, 09:49:16 pm
Ok, but joking about something that would have been serious becomes another problem, right?
Title: Re: Mitt Romney doesn’t understand why we can’t open airplane windows
Post by: Undecided on September 25, 2012, 11:28:10 pm
Ok, but joking about something that would have been serious becomes another problem, right?
Nearly everybody jokes about situations that might have been serious but turned out all right in the end. I don't like Romney as a presidential candidate, but I'm not going to hold something so benign against him.