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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2012, 09:22:43 am »
I agree with Sylvana, if this kid is telling the truth about the situation, I'm 99 % certain that "Herman" isn't the father.
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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2012, 11:27:34 pm »
It's a good thing I wasn't drinking when I read this, I would've choked to death, this is just too funny on so many different levels,
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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2012, 11:38:41 pm »
I just mentioned this to my friend's brother(22 yrs old) over Xbox live, and he insisted that is was totally possible. He said a girl could get pregnant from a toilet seat. He claimed he knew because he passed his biology class in highschool. Needless to say I called bullshit on all of it. Ofcourse he was high at the time, like always. He later threatened to rape my friend in the mouth (jokingly of course) if he did fix his microphone. That was after saying how gay the compassionate shark friend meme was.
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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #18 on: March 15, 2012, 01:15:11 am »
You hold strange company, MadCat ???
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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #19 on: March 15, 2012, 07:37:00 pm »
I just mentioned this to my friend's brother(22 yrs old) over Xbox live, and he insisted that is was totally possible. He said a girl could get pregnant from a toilet seat. He claimed he knew because he passed his biology class in highschool. Needless to say I called bullshit on all of it. Ofcourse he was high at the time, like always. He later threatened to rape my friend in the mouth (jokingly of course) if he did fix his microphone. That was after saying how gay the compassionate shark friend meme was.
I... what?  :o  The only place a girl could get pregnant from a toilet seat is in really, really bizarre porn.

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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2012, 03:47:10 am »
I just mentioned this to my friend's brother(22 yrs old) over Xbox live, and he insisted that is was totally possible. He said a girl could get pregnant from a toilet seat. He claimed he knew because he passed his biology class in highschool. Needless to say I called bullshit on all of it. Ofcourse he was high at the time, like always. He later threatened to rape my friend in the mouth (jokingly of course) if he did fix his microphone. That was after saying how gay the compassionate shark friend meme was.
I... what?  :o  The only place a girl could get pregnant from a toilet seat is in really, really bizarre porn.
My thoughts exactly. If you get pregnant from a toilet seat, you are really doing something very, very, wrong.

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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2012, 05:15:52 am »
Or, in other words...

The unigender bathroom where a man just came out of looking rather relieved, and where the toilet seat is gooey-wet, is not a place to perform a self-examination of your lady parts.
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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2012, 07:21:51 pm »
I guess it's a good thing I haven't sat on a public toilet seat without a cover in over a decade. No toilet seat babies for me!

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Re: The Greatest Moral Question of our Time
« Reply #23 on: March 17, 2012, 03:44:01 am »
the only way this could work was if herman was: hung like a firehose, she was wearing a skirt, she wasn't wearing underwear, and she decided to sit in a seat full of jizz, because you wouldn't be able to miss that much.