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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #45 on: March 18, 2012, 10:48:56 am »
You get back a bunch of pollen you're allergic to.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #46 on: March 18, 2012, 06:48:59 pm »
You get a lot of exceptionally sharp splinters and the remains of an exploded sea mine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #47 on: March 18, 2012, 07:36:10 pm »
You receive an A-Bomb.

I insert SMILE.DOG
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #48 on: March 18, 2012, 07:37:51 pm »
You get FROWN.CAT.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #49 on: March 18, 2012, 07:48:03 pm »
You get a Depth Charge Transformers toy.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #50 on: March 18, 2012, 08:59:47 pm »
You get that new Doritos taco that Taco Bell is promoting.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #51 on: March 18, 2012, 10:49:07 pm »
You get something you deserve  ;)

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #52 on: March 18, 2012, 10:49:57 pm »
You get gyeonghwa.

I insert a blank check.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #53 on: March 18, 2012, 10:56:02 pm »
You a check for $1,000,000, however it's one of those giant novelty checks.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #54 on: March 19, 2012, 12:41:05 am »
You get a PETA member phoning Whine-One-One.

I insert Distind.
Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #55 on: March 19, 2012, 01:11:12 am »
You get a banhammer.  Which is aimed at your head.

I insert ZZT.  Not to be confused with ZZ Top.
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

Even the worst union is better than the best Walmart.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #56 on: March 19, 2012, 07:53:49 am »
You get a DOSBox. Which is closed. And locked.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #57 on: March 19, 2012, 02:17:54 pm »
You get a model.

I insert the model.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #58 on: March 19, 2012, 03:13:09 pm »
You get a model.

I insert the model.

You get a replica.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #59 on: March 19, 2012, 05:31:43 pm »
You get a Red Ranger.

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