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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1200 on: May 11, 2012, 05:15:13 am »
Honestly, I think it oversimplifies the problem if we place all of the blame on men. It's a general societal issue -- one which we all have to take responsibility for if we want things to change.

So, in other words, be a misanthrope.

I understand what you're saying but I can only go on personal experience. 90% of the women I've dealt with in life have treated me with respect. 80% of the men I've dealt with have treated me like dirt.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1201 on: May 11, 2012, 05:22:59 am »
Opal's not a bad name if it goes with the kid.  People should do what some Indian tribes did.  Give their kid a childhood name, then when they come of age, they get to pick a name for themselves, or be assigned one based on their personalities.

"He chose the name 'cat piss'?"

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1202 on: May 11, 2012, 12:23:18 pm »
Opal's not a bad name if it goes with the kid.  People should do what some Indian tribes did.  Give their kid a childhood name, then when they come of age, they get to pick a name for themselves, or be assigned one based on their personalities.

"He chose the name 'cat piss'?"
So? He's the dumbass who has to live with it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1203 on: May 11, 2012, 12:57:49 pm »
Maybe an opal. Or a sapphire. Aqua? Jade? Ruby? Garnet?

Anyway, my aunt named my cousin Opal, and it makes me angry.

Opal???
Now I'm thinking of the evil cat Rarity's cat from MLP
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1204 on: May 11, 2012, 01:32:04 pm »
I have a pain in my lower abdomen and can't tell if it's serious or whether my birth control had something to do with it.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1205 on: May 11, 2012, 02:03:52 pm »
When something turns your insides into liquid.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1206 on: May 11, 2012, 05:32:27 pm »
Opal's not a bad name if it goes with the kid.  People should do what some Indian tribes did.  Give their kid a childhood name, then when they come of age, they get to pick a name for themselves, or be assigned one based on their personalities.

"He chose the name 'cat piss'?"
So? He's the dumbass who has to live with it.

...I hate when my references go over peoples' heads. Perhaps I should pick more obvious ones in the future. <_<

In other news, my sleeping schedule got yanked off track again and I don't even have work to blame.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1207 on: May 12, 2012, 02:02:53 am »
Children annoy me, particularly my cousin's four-year-old daughter who never leaves me alone. I hate kids so much that I feel like I emit some sort of angry glow, and yet they all flock to me. This one is bossy, bratty, and obnoxious. She once ordered me to put another kid in timeout because she had to share with him. Order me again and I'll throw your ass in timeout.

Also, there is a bear on my deck right now. I know he always comes around this time, but he makes a LOT of noise, and any loud thumps outside at night always make me think SERIAL KILLER. Sometimes it's not even a lot of noise, but just the right amount to fucking scare you because you're not 100% positive it's a bear.

And he's pawing at the door. T_T
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1208 on: May 12, 2012, 03:33:47 am »
I personally can't think of a better serial killer repellant than a bear on your porch.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1209 on: May 12, 2012, 04:58:26 am »
Also, there is a bear on my deck right now. I know he always comes around this time, but he makes a LOT of noise, and any loud thumps outside at night always make me think SERIAL KILLER. Sometimes it's not even a lot of noise, but just the right amount to fucking scare you because you're not 100% positive it's a bear.

And he's pawing at the door. T_T

It amuses me to pretend that you're referring to a human bear in this post.

But, yeah, be careful and don't get eaten.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1210 on: May 12, 2012, 12:12:53 pm »
Opal's not a bad name if it goes with the kid.  People should do what some Indian tribes did.  Give their kid a childhood name, then when they come of age, they get to pick a name for themselves, or be assigned one based on their personalities.

"He chose the name 'cat piss'?"
So? He's the dumbass who has to live with it.

...I hate when my references go over peoples' heads. Perhaps I should pick more obvious ones in the future. <_<

In other news, my sleeping schedule got yanked off track again and I don't even have work to blame.
I don't get a lot of references. My lack of pop culture knowledge is astounding.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1211 on: May 12, 2012, 01:59:59 pm »

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"The human race. Greatest monsters of them all."
"Ke barjurir gar'ade, jagyc'ade kot'la a dalyc'ade kotla'shya."
Fucking Dalek twats I’m going to twat you over the head with my fucking TARDIS you fucking fucks!

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1212 on: May 12, 2012, 05:34:02 pm »
I'm not very pop-culture savvy either, but I thought it was funny whether it was from a movie or not.

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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1213 on: May 15, 2012, 12:20:06 pm »
My stupid nail. It's short, and it's already cracked. I can't stand having short nails.
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Re: Things That Annoy You
« Reply #1214 on: May 15, 2012, 12:29:53 pm »
The headphone jack on my ipod is fucked. while listening, it'll randomly stop recognizing that something is plugged in, and it won't play through the internal speaker either, because it doesn't seem to recognize that THAT exists either. Except sometimes it does.


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