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Re: My Big Fat Fundie Wedding
« Reply #30 on: April 18, 2013, 12:38:53 am »
Only reason the old fundie women would've grown pearls to clutch is to gape at what I'd be wearing.  Because if I'm gonna scandalize somebody, I don't go half-ass.

TIME TO BREAK OUT MY WEDDING DRESS!

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Re: My Big Fat Fundie Wedding
« Reply #31 on: April 18, 2013, 08:42:29 am »
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Re: My Big Fat Fundie Wedding
« Reply #32 on: April 18, 2013, 08:51:21 am »
In my experience, weddings tend to be quite pleasant. Sit through a few minutes of religious bullshit, watch the bride and groom suck face and then you get to spend a few hours sitting around and eating food that someone else paid for. All in all, it makes for a good day.

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Re: My Big Fat Fundie Wedding
« Reply #33 on: April 18, 2013, 10:06:08 pm »
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Re: My Big Fat Fundie Wedding
« Reply #34 on: April 19, 2013, 01:28:47 pm »
First wedding I ever went to was my cousin's. It wasn't religious, but Irish - both the bride and groom were of Irish descent.

Second was another cousin. This was straight-up Catholic.

The third was my best friend's wedding, and it was Buddhist - he and his wife actually met while studying to convert to Buddhism. There wasn't a lot of religion. A nun conducted the ceremony, and said a long chant in Tibetan (which she actually cut short, on account of my obvious discomfort in direct sunlight). Then my friend and his wife made declarations of love, and that was that.
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Re: My Big Fat Fundie Wedding
« Reply #35 on: April 19, 2013, 02:44:13 pm »
Only reason the old fundie women would've grown pearls to clutch is to gape at what I'd be wearing.  Because if I'm gonna scandalize somebody, I don't go half-ass.

TIME TO BREAK OUT MY WEDDING DRESS!

Ironbite-then have a big flash mob who'd dance to Weapon of Choice as I flounce out of their world.

Okay, that settles it.  I need to bring you and Cait down here so we can go troll some churches.  And put that shit on YouTube.

Because, dammit, I wanna troll my hometown!
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Re: My Big Fat Fundie Wedding
« Reply #36 on: April 20, 2013, 06:52:03 pm »
Only reason the old fundie women would've grown pearls to clutch is to gape at what I'd be wearing.  Because if I'm gonna scandalize somebody, I don't go half-ass.

TIME TO BREAK OUT MY WEDDING DRESS!

Ironbite-then have a big flash mob who'd dance to Weapon of Choice as I flounce out of their world.

Okay, that settles it.  I need to bring you and Cait down here so we can go troll some churches.  And put that shit on YouTube.

Because, dammit, I wanna troll my hometown!

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