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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #15 on: May 04, 2012, 03:47:50 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on May 03, 2012, 12:42:15 am
Needs picture.



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Okay, seriously, how the fuck is that skin color even possible? Does this crazy bitch live in a tanning bed?

Her skin is already starting to look like rawhide. Imagine how she will look in 10 years if her flesh doesn't turn into a giant melanoma that eats her alive first.
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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #16 on: May 04, 2012, 03:53:11 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on May 03, 2012, 12:42:15 am
Needs picture.



Ironbite-You're welcome.
Hmm... let me run that through a facial recognition scanner.
I've got a 95% match for an Oompa-Loompa?
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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #17 on: May 04, 2012, 03:59:12 pm »
Wait, there's kids dying of cancer, and yet this woman hasn't gotten skin cancer despite spending 20+ years going to tanning salons?


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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #18 on: May 04, 2012, 04:06:05 pm »
Quote from: GLaDOS on May 04, 2012, 03:53:11 pm
Hmm... let me run that through a facial recognition scanner.
I've got a 95% match for an Oompa-Loompa?

Her unnatural orange glow makes me wonder if she gets spray-on tans or uses bronzer too. You can tell she definitely gets in the tanning bed entirely too much just by looking at the texture of her skin, but still, no matter how much you tan, melanin is brown, not her particular shade of slightly fluorescent orange-brown. (It shows up better in the other pictures of her, which makes me think she's not using whatever it is in that particular picture.)

ETA: Here's an example of what I'm talking about:



I don't see how that color could be just a tan, even if she spent her entire life in a tanning bed.
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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #19 on: May 05, 2012, 08:05:53 pm »
I think that lady wanted to be on Jersey Shore, but was denied for being a more soulless abomination than the rest of the cast.
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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #20 on: May 06, 2012, 03:45:40 pm »
Quote from: ironbite on May 03, 2012, 07:24:41 pm
And that's what happened to this little girl apparently.  She got a light sun burn and the teachers went batshit cause she talked about going tanning with mommy.

Ironbite-though in the case of this lady it's more like cooking.

I'm surprised her eyes weren't damaged on top of that.  The light from a tanning bed is really fucking bright.  That's why if you go to one you're given little super-sunglasses.

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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #21 on: May 10, 2012, 12:52:49 am »
I've never understood tanning. What's wrong with being pale, if that's your natural skin color?
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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #22 on: May 10, 2012, 01:25:47 am »
My mother is involved in skin care and absolutely forbids me from using a tanning booth because it isn't healthy. When you sit in a tanning bed you are basically cooking your skin with radiation.
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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #23 on: May 10, 2012, 01:48:41 am »
Quote from: Wykked Wytch on May 10, 2012, 01:25:47 am
My mother is involved in skin care and absolutely forbids me from using a tanning booth because it isn't healthy. When you sit in a tanning bed you are basically cooking your skin with radiation.
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Re: Mother Arrested for Taking 5-year-old child tanning
« Reply #24 on: May 10, 2012, 03:23:07 pm »
Quote from: clockworkgirl21 on May 10, 2012, 12:52:49 am
I've never understood tanning. What's wrong with being pale, if that's your natural skin color?

Because tan is attractive in this day and age.  Back in the dizay, being pale meant you were beautiful.  As socieity moved to a more outdoor lifestyle, tan became the new norm.

Ironbite-this lady on the other hand is not tan but cooked.
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