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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #15 on: April 14, 2013, 11:56:05 pm »
Disgusting yes, but he's a dominionist: The worst of the worst of Christian fundies. It's not like we should expect to hear anything of value.
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #16 on: April 15, 2013, 12:24:22 am »
No, no, see, it's different because he's right.  The bible says so.
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #17 on: April 15, 2013, 02:11:36 am »
Quote from: Neverland on April 14, 2013, 11:12:32 pm
I wonder how much this pastor realizes that some of the things he says is very close to radical Islamic clerics or groups like the Taliban.

Well of course its nothing like what the Taliban is saying because this comes from JESUS!
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #18 on: April 15, 2013, 03:15:53 am »
It's funny how you can make the Bible say pretty much anything you want to.
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #19 on: April 15, 2013, 03:35:54 am »
Quote from: ironbite on April 15, 2013, 02:11:36 am
Quote from: Neverland on April 14, 2013, 11:12:32 pm
I wonder how much this pastor realizes that some of the things he says is very close to radical Islamic clerics or groups like the Taliban.

Well of course its nothing like what the Taliban is saying because this comes from JESUS!

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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #20 on: April 15, 2013, 12:44:30 pm »
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on April 15, 2013, 03:15:53 am
It's funny how you can make the Bible say pretty much anything you want to.
I can justify my hatred of Apple products with it. Adam and Eve ate the apple from the Tree of Knowledge which was directly against God's wishes and played into Satan's hands. Apples are now associated with the Father of Lies, and Apple products are an extension of that--things like iPads are merely personal computers and one can use those to learn things--the very sin which caused the Fall. And before you say that the Bible never explicitly says the fruit is an apple, well, it never said it wasn't one so fuck you.
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #21 on: April 15, 2013, 01:34:12 pm »
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on April 15, 2013, 12:44:30 pm
Quote from: Magus Silveresti on April 15, 2013, 03:15:53 am
It's funny how you can make the Bible say pretty much anything you want to.
I can justify my hatred of Apple products with it. Adam and Eve ate the apple from the Tree of Knowledge which was directly against God's wishes and played into Satan's hands. Apples are now associated with the Father of Lies, and Apple products are an extension of that--things like iPads are merely personal computers and one can use those to learn things--the very sin which caused the Fall. And before you say that the Bible never explicitly says the fruit is an apple, well, it never said it wasn't one so fuck you.

This sounds like something that I would see on Vigilant Citizen.
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #22 on: April 15, 2013, 02:23:57 pm »
I always pictured the fruit that Adam and Eve ate as a peach or relative of such.  Hmm... Georgia is the Peach State... No wonder the Devil likes coming down here to steal souls so much.
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #23 on: April 15, 2013, 02:24:43 pm »
In Islam, it's generally identified as a banana.
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #24 on: April 15, 2013, 02:54:34 pm »
I know that in Latin, the word for "evil" or "bad" is also the word for "apple".

Malus.

I think that may be where Christians got the whole "the evil* fruit was an apple."

Quote from: Jack Mann on April 15, 2013, 02:24:43 pm
In Islam, it's generally identified as a banana.

I must admit, due to my Christian heritage, I want to laugh at that, but it's no less valid an interpretation than the freaking apple.

Then again, when I was a kid, I remember watching a cartoon movie of the Adam and Eve story where the evil fruit was basically a rainbow colored apple-shaped fruit.  I think.  It was weird.

*I know that it's not actually the "evil fruit", I just didn't want to type out "Fruit of the Knowledge of Good and Evil"
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #25 on: April 15, 2013, 02:58:19 pm »
So it was a zap apple!
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #26 on: April 15, 2013, 05:54:20 pm »
Rainbow colored?

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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #27 on: April 15, 2013, 05:58:28 pm »
The easiest way to piss off a fundie is to point out that in the Eden story, God essentially confirms the serpent's claim about the fruit while proving his own false.
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #28 on: April 15, 2013, 06:33:06 pm »
Quote from: Jack Mann on April 15, 2013, 02:24:43 pm
In Islam, it's generally identified as a banana.
You mean the atheists' nightmare?!
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Re: Dominionist preacher advocates slavery for non-xians.
« Reply #29 on: April 15, 2013, 07:48:18 pm »
Quote from: Jack Mann on April 15, 2013, 02:24:43 pm
In Islam, it's generally identified as a banana.

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