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Offline Kat S.

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IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« on: September 04, 2014, 01:25:36 am »
The Islamic State has made a threat against Putin to liberate the North Caucasus region because of his support for the Syrian government. 

Apparently they haven't noticed how conflict hungry Putin really is.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2014, 01:42:43 am »
Oh no I say they should totally take on Putin.

Ironbite-and the rest of the world gets to watch a power hungry dictator obliterate a terrorist organization.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2014, 02:39:27 am »
I really dont see a downside to this idea.
On one hand it will weaken ISIL and make them stop attacking anyone else, which would put a bit of a hold on the beheading industry they are trying to revitalize, and it will also keep Putin occupied and hopefully prevent him from annexing anything else. Who knows, perhaps once his attention gets stuck into ISIL that whole Ukraine situation might actually get resolved without Putin poking the fires every few weeks.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2014, 03:13:36 am »
We need Ghoti's "This gonna be good" GIF.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2014, 03:17:09 am »
Realistically, whose gonna win this?

I mean, ISIS has a lot of our arms, but Putin's got a whole country hungry for some Crusades.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2014, 04:54:19 am »
Quote from: niam2023 on September 04, 2014, 03:17:09 am
Realistically, whose gonna win this?


Everybody else.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2014, 04:59:10 am »
Quote from: Vypernight on September 04, 2014, 04:54:19 am
Quote from: niam2023 on September 04, 2014, 03:17:09 am
Realistically, whose gonna win this?


Everybody else.
Except the innocent civilians in the Northern Caucasus if ISIS really does try to gain a foothold there. Neither Putin nor ISIS care about collateral damage.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2014, 05:00:46 am »
Quote from: ironbite on September 04, 2014, 01:42:43 am
Oh no I say they should totally take on Putin.

Ironbite-and the rest of the world gets to watch a power hungry dictator obliterate a terrorist organization.

He didn't do too well against the Chechens though.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2014, 06:02:03 am »
Quote from: SCarpelan on September 04, 2014, 04:59:10 am
Quote from: Vypernight on September 04, 2014, 04:54:19 am
Quote from: niam2023 on September 04, 2014, 03:17:09 am
Realistically, whose gonna win this?


Everybody else.
Except the innocent civilians in the Northern Caucasus if ISIS really does try to gain a foothold there. Neither Putin nor ISIS care about collateral damage.
Yeah, that is the problem with this.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2014, 07:28:33 am »
If we could covertly evac the civilians somewhere safe, I say we let them duke it out.  In fact, get Putin and whoever heads that gaggle of pussies over at the IS, throw 'em in an arena and have the fight to the death.  Whoever wins gets eaten alive by hungry lions.  Biblical style, motherfuckers.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2014, 08:04:03 am »
Quote from: RavynousHunter on September 04, 2014, 07:28:33 am
If we could covertly evac the civilians somewhere safe, I say we let them duke it out.  In fact, get Putin and whoever heads that gaggle of pussies over at the IS, throw 'em in an arena and have the fight to the death.  Whoever wins gets eaten alive by hungry lions.  Biblical style, motherfuckers.
I'd love to see that.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2014, 04:37:57 pm »
I'm trying to arrange a match between ISIS and the Mexican drug cartels. 
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2014, 06:20:25 pm »
Quote from: lord gibbon on September 04, 2014, 03:13:36 am
We need Ghoti's "This gonna be good" GIF.
Here ya go:
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2014, 06:44:06 pm »
Thank you.
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Re: IS Makes a Threat Against Putin
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2014, 01:20:45 am »
Since Putin seems a bit busy with Ukraine, his Chechen ally, Ramzan Kadyrov, has promised to destroy IS if they enter Russian territory.

In other Islamic extremist news, Al Qaeda claims to have expanded into India.  However, national security experts say that this is old news, and worse for Al Qaeda, Muslim extremists in India seem to want to join IS more than Al Qaeda.
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