A supernatural sign from God proving that Christianity is true.

[Jacob Harrison]

A pray this will convert you to Christianity.

https://twitter.com/ViviMortuis1999/status/1045714529366265857

[Art Vandelay]

Come on, you're not even trying any more. Use to be you'd have some wacky story about your cousin's barely covered vagina, your worm burping habits, or even one of your schemes to turn Britain into a despotic, Bible-thumping hellhole every few days. Now, it's a half-hearted mention of one of your True Heirs or some pissweak conversion attempt once a week at best.

It almost looks like your once unshakeable zeal is now gone.

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

TIL...



Jesus "rose from the dead" because he was nailed to something with no structural integrity whatsoever!

Seriously Romans, you build aqueducts, arenas, really neat roads and that's the best cross you can muster?

[Jacob Harrison]

TIL...



Jesus "rose from the dead" because he was nailed to something with no structural integrity whatsoever!

Seriously Romans, you build aqueducts, arenas, really neat roads and that's the best cross you can muster?

The crosses in the sky are symbols of the wooden cross that Jesus was nailed to. God was showing a sign, perhaps so that I could make a post proving Christianity.

[Art Vandelay]

Funny how apparently the best that the apparently all powerful, all knowing and oh so needy space wizard can do is a mess of contrails (which are man made, by the way), some of which look vaguely like a cross when viewed from the correct angle and are convincing absolutely nobody who isn't already a believer.

I have to say, if this really is Jesus Magic, then it goes to show that God is far weaker and/or dumber than his fan club would have you believe.

[Jacob Harrison]

Funny how apparently the best that the apparently all powerful, all knowing and oh so needy space wizard can do is a mess of contrails (which are man made, by the way), some of which look vaguely like a cross when viewed from the correct angle and are convincing absolutely nobody who isn't already a believer.

I have to say, if this really is Jesus Magic, then it goes to show that God is far weaker and/or dumber than his fan club would have you believe.

But contrails are straight and follow the path of the airplane. They don’t have perpendicular lines crossing each other.

[Art Vandelay]

Funny how apparently the best that the apparently all powerful, all knowing and oh so needy space wizard can do is a mess of contrails (which are man made, by the way), some of which look vaguely like a cross when viewed from the correct angle and are convincing absolutely nobody who isn't already a believer.

I have to say, if this really is Jesus Magic, then it goes to show that God is far weaker and/or dumber than his fan club would have you believe.

But contrails are straight and follow the path of the airplane. They don’t have perpendicular lines crossing each other.

Yes, and if two or more planes fly somewhat perpendicular to one another at more or less the same time, then what happens?

Not to mention, you've ignored my overall point that if this is the best your wannabe Hitler in the sky can do, it just goes to show he's either pissweak, incompetent or a healthy mix of the two.

[Tolpuddle Martyr]

Funny how apparently the best that the apparently all powerful, all knowing and oh so needy space wizard can do is a mess of contrails (which are man made, by the way), some of which look vaguely like a cross when viewed from the correct angle and are convincing absolutely nobody who isn't already a believer.

I have to say, if this really is Jesus Magic, then it goes to show that God is far weaker and/or dumber than his fan club would have you believe.

But contrails are straight and follow the path of the airplane. They don’t have perpendicular lines crossing each other.

Yes, and if two or more planes fly somewhat perpendicular to one another at more or less the same time, then what happens?

Not to mention, you've ignored my overall point that if this is the best your wannabe Hitler in the sky can do, it just goes to show he's either pissweak, incompetent or a healthy mix of the two.

No, no, no planes don't fly in straight lines. They fly in awesome little loop the loops and circles, I saw it in an old movie once.

What the fuck is "international travel?"