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Offline DiscoBerry

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Shark attacks in FL more common than...
« on: March 11, 2012, 08:35:02 pm »
Voter fraud.  I so wish Skyfire was here to see what he would say about this. 

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Maybe someone could pretend to be him and leave a comment?

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Re: Shark attacks in FL more common than...
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2012, 08:36:35 pm »
Er...

That's because more people are on the beach than vote.
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Re: Shark attacks in FL more common than...
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2012, 08:42:49 pm »
Er...

That's because more people are on the beach than vote.

Well, the point is that shark attacks are incredibly rare. Despite all the people on beaches, sharks just very rarely attack people--we're not what they want to eat.

It's basically saying that voter fraud is rarer than something that happens so rarely it's easier to measure in "attack per decade" than "attacks per year".

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Re: Shark attacks in FL more common than...
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2012, 09:18:48 pm »
Democrats are using sharks to commit voter fraud by having them eat Republicans!
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« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2012, 10:44:03 pm »
Didn't Saudi Arabia stone a shark or vulture to death once because they thought it was an Israeli spy or something?
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« Reply #5 on: March 12, 2012, 02:28:02 am »
Yeah. Stupid Saudis. Israel's gone WAY beyond animals. I hear they're training Korans to be spies...
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