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The names are good for a giggle. Surely all these groups haven't made commercially-available recordings.
They'd shit themselves at Machine Gun Fellatio... (Actual Aussie band).
I've seen so many tits, they've blended into one enormous mega boob!
Dude, when Vox Day was born, he shot out the hospital window and over an entire tank of sharks.
Quote from: Morgenleoht on February 09, 2013, 05:28:36 amThey'd shit themselves at Machine Gun Fellatio... (Actual Aussie band).Machine Gun Fellatio... that sounds like something that's done in a gay porn by Bruce LaBruce.
Ah, good to see Anal Cunt on there. I actually have a few of their albums, and I can say, their name is the least of their issues for not getting played on the radio. They seem to be one of those bands that exist just to offend people.
I'm quite the square, I guess. I've only heard of a few of those bands. Never heard anything BY any of them. Probably not the type of Metal I usually listen to though. I'm more of a symphonic, progressive, doom, power, and Gothic metal type.
What, Godsmack is okay? Judas Priest? And don't you just love the names at the bottom that will result in immediate termination of those that should utter them?I can understand why most of them can't be mentioned on the air, but I have to ask; is this a joke? The aforementioned list of names at the bottom makes me think it is.
Ah, good to see Anal Cunt on there. I actually have a few of their albums, and I can say, their name is the least of their issues for not getting played on the radio. They seem to be one of those bands that exist just to offend people.Actual song titles, most taken from the "It Just Gets Worse" album. (click to show/hide)I Got An Office Job For The Sole Purpose Of Sexually Harassing WomenI Sold Your Dog To A Chinese RestaurantYou're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The StomachDomestic Violence Is Really, Really, Really FunnyI Gave NAMBLA Pictures Of Your KidHitler Was A Sensitive Man (closest thing they have to a slow ballad)I Snuck A Retard Into A Sperm BankWomen: Nature's Punching BagI Intentionally Ran Over Your DogI Lit Your Baby On Fire (probably their best song, take that for what its worth)I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped YouI Sent Concentration Camp Footage To America's Funniest Home VideosEasy E Got AIDS From Freddy MercuryI Became a Counselor So I Could Tell Rape Victims They Asked for ItI do warn, most of these are quite funny in a Crosses the Line Twice sort of way, some of them are just downright offensive. And I guess that means they did their job correctly.
There are very few problems that cannot be solved with a good taint punching.
That said, I've stopped trying to anticipate what people around here want a while ago, I've found it makes things smoother.
For I was an hungred, and ye told me to pull myself up by my bootstraps: I was thirsty, and ye demanded payment for the privilege of thine urine: I was a stranger, and ye deported me: naked, and ye arrested me for indecency.
Quote from: Manic Puma on February 09, 2013, 03:40:30 amAh, good to see Anal Cunt on there. I actually have a few of their albums, and I can say, their name is the least of their issues for not getting played on the radio. They seem to be one of those bands that exist just to offend people.I tried listening to them before. Key word being "tried."Also, didn't Seth Putnam perform with Vaginal Jesus? (Which I'm surprised wasn't on the list for many reasons.)
Quote from: Rabbit of Caerbannog on February 09, 2013, 11:30:13 amQuote from: Manic Puma on February 09, 2013, 03:40:30 amAh, good to see Anal Cunt on there. I actually have a few of their albums, and I can say, their name is the least of their issues for not getting played on the radio. They seem to be one of those bands that exist just to offend people.I tried listening to them before. Key word being "tried."Also, didn't Seth Putnam perform with Vaginal Jesus? (Which I'm surprised wasn't on the list for many reasons.)You guys are aware that AC was a parody, right? Hell, Putnam's reaction to falling into a coma for a month was to make "You're in a Coma" the first song he played when he got back on stage. He was going to follow up that song with another called "I Was in a Coma" and was going to follow up the song "Ha Ha Your Wife Left You" with a song called "Ha Ha My Wife Left Me" when he got divorced. In other words, Putnam was troll of the highest caliber.
