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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #15 on: October 06, 2014, 07:55:40 pm »
Doesn't Ebola have about a 20% or so survival rate?

It varies widely depending on setting, but WHO says it's 50/50 on average.

http://www.who.int/mediacentre/factsheets/fs103/en/
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #16 on: October 06, 2014, 08:07:34 pm »
Even better. So if the plan is to kill all people diagnosed with Ebola, not even considering the fact that he also wants to kill everyone who treats them, that's essentially murder for, on average, half of Ebola patients, isn't it?
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2014, 12:08:57 am »
Even better. So if the plan is to kill all people diagnosed with Ebola, not even considering the fact that he also wants to kill everyone who treats them, that's essentially murder for, on average, half of Ebola patients, isn't it?

Luckily someone questioned him about this so we know what he would do in this particular scenario:
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Really quite stupid. Ebola Zaire is 90% fatal. This outbreak is Sudan(?) and 50% fatal. U want to euthanize @ 50/50?
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How many new infections are there per victim? If the number is more than 1, euthanize at 50/50. That's just math.
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2014, 12:46:25 am »
So its not Zaire Ebola? Whew, I heard that stuff melts you, like that one Eli Roth movie with the virus.

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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2014, 01:01:32 am »
So its not Zaire Ebola? Whew, I heard that stuff melts you, like that one Eli Roth movie with the virus.

This one? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citizen_Toxie:_The_Toxic_Avenger_IV
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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #20 on: October 08, 2014, 03:00:27 am »
The really sad thing is, that his solution is pretty much how previous outbreaks of Ebola were stopped. At least from an end result point of view. Ebola being the nasty lethal bugger that it is would generally kill off an area and then lacking any new hosts, it would die off.

In many regards the problem with this outbreak is that it is too lenient and has too high a survival rate. This means it has far more active vectors for spreading and consumes more medical resources than the more lethal verity. After all you are more likely to genuinely help someone who has a 50% chance of making it, than simply offering pain relief to the ones who only have a 10% chance of surviving.

Still, the panic around the world is pretty unfounded. With medical staff being on high alert, and basic quarantine procedures in place it wont spread to the western world easily. You could pretty much stop all of ti from spreading by just instituting a 3 week quarantine process for anyone traveling from the infected areas.

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Re: How to stop ebola, the GOP way!
« Reply #21 on: October 08, 2014, 03:15:06 am »
On a completely unrelated note, I suddenly have a great idea for curing the likes of stupidity and neoconservatism.