I think my dad told me he stopped listening to Rush Limbaugh a while ago. I'm glad of that. He still listens to Sean Hannity, though. I think.
Sean Hannity is a whiny bitch whose very voice seriously aggravates me. That high-pitched nasal whine he calls a voice... then again, I feel like my own voice is like that. But at least I don't spout stupid shit daily about the evils of the left "destroying America" and other empty platitudes that conservitards spout on a daily basis. For all that, however, he will never, ever reach the level of sheer offensiveness that is Rush Limbaugh.
Rush Limbaugh is a shit-stain on the world of American politics. He is a racist, misogynistic piece of shit, who routinely distorts facts or flat-out ignores them in favor of whatever anti-liberal point he's trying to make that day, be it gay bashing, racism, woman-hating, etc. Of course, I suppose I can understand Rush's hate for these people, because no gay guy would touch him, nor would any woman of any racial background. Not willingly. He reminds me of Jabba the Hutt in several ways. When he opens his mouth, I can hear the sweat he works up sustaining the effort of movement. His breath probably smells of the death of a thousand pizzas and he looks like that's his daily consumption. When he waddles his fat carcass down the street, a crew of concrete layers needs to repair the sidewalk behind him. When he eats at a restaurant, the silverware, tablecloth, table, and booth he sits at must be destroyed. His gravitational pull fucks up bird migration patterns. His chair at his radio station smells of death and decay, and his stench+breath make him a CR 16 in the D&D Monster Manual. Hurtling him into the sun would decrease our greenhouse gas emissions by 5%.
Also, my dad listens to his show
religiously. As if you needed any more of a reason to hate this vapid, drug-addled waste of carbon.
