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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #45 on: March 11, 2012, 08:43:47 am »
How to tell if you're damned according to Living Waters:  a flowchart:

Are you alive? --------> yes ---------------------------------------> no
  ^                                   |                                                       |
  |                                    |                                                       |
  |                                    V                                                      V
  |                                    You're Hosed.                Bullshit.  Can't answer if you're dead, dingus.
  |                                                                                              |                                                ^==========================================<                                                                     
I think it pretty well goes something like this.
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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #46 on: March 11, 2012, 11:34:43 am »
I think I read once that Judas is in Hell, but unlike everyone else trapped down there, he gets vacation off.

Well, that would be thoughtful.
I based my knowledge on talks with a Bible study group in college. *shrug*

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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #47 on: March 11, 2012, 05:10:40 pm »
I think I read once that Judas is in Hell, but unlike everyone else trapped down there, he gets vacation off.

Well, that would be thoughtful.
I based my knowledge on talks with a Bible study group in college. *shrug*

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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #48 on: March 11, 2012, 05:34:48 pm »
Honestly, while a bit on the preachy side, there isn't anything in that video that is really very controversial. It was a rather accurate depiction of basic Christian philosophy. One of the things to remember is that, at least in the example of a kid stealing a candy bar being a "thief" deserving of eternal damnation, standard Christian doctrine teaches that there is really only one sin; disobeying God. In that example, the child is condemned not because they stole the candy bar, but rather because they disobeyed God when he specifically said not to steal. I know it's kind of a technicality, but that's the way the reasoning goes.

But in the end, all religion is an attempt to put an undefinable and inconceivable concept into limited human terms. No matter how you spin it, any "god" defined in human terms in the context of the reality we live in is going to end up coming across as either a total douchebag or an unbelievable hypocrite, so the religious are faced with a choice of trying to insist that this is not the case, or admitting that, in the end, they are really just guessing.
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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #49 on: March 11, 2012, 08:57:20 pm »
How to tell if you're damned according to Living Waters:  a flowchart:

Are you alive? --------> yes ---------------------------------------> no
  ^                                   |                                                       |
  |                                    |                                                       |
  |                                    V                                                      V
  |                                    You're Hosed.                Bullshit.  Can't answer if you're dead, dingus.
  |                                                                                              |                                                ^==========================================<                                                                     
I think it pretty well goes something like this.
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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #50 on: March 12, 2012, 12:15:38 am »
Bullshit. Ghosts can only possess inanimate objects.
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #51 on: March 12, 2012, 12:30:00 am »
shows what you fucking know.

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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #52 on: March 12, 2012, 01:24:37 am »
Won't last, I'm like a boa constrictor .
I'd be more sympathetic if people here didn't act like they knew what they were saying when they were saying something very much wrong.

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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #53 on: March 12, 2012, 03:10:43 am »
You both owe me a new keyboard.  I sprayed Mountain Dew laughing.
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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #54 on: March 12, 2012, 04:37:04 am »
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Re: Good person test video.
« Reply #55 on: March 12, 2012, 07:17:09 am »
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