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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #120 on: April 03, 2012, 10:04:46 am »
You get the duckroll back - with a supercharger, a full set of hydraulics on each wheel, 20 inch rims, a butane injector on the exhaust and a funky purple stripe down the side.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #121 on: April 03, 2012, 03:53:35 pm »
You get the libraries of Alexandria.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #122 on: April 03, 2012, 08:49:45 pm »
You get an angry Flying Spaghetti Monster.

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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #123 on: April 03, 2012, 10:38:21 pm »
You get a bunny and its litter.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #124 on: April 04, 2012, 12:34:13 am »
You get Jim Gaffigan and Conan the Pale Force


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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #125 on: April 04, 2012, 02:31:13 am »
You get Beavis and Butthead **snigger snigger snigger snigger**

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #126 on: April 15, 2012, 07:13:51 pm »
You get a land mine.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #127 on: April 15, 2012, 08:07:02 pm »
Milk pours forth from the output slot, staining your feet.

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Ok seriously, is nobody even going to try and avenge my man-burrito?

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #128 on: April 15, 2012, 09:38:17 pm »
You get pain and death as 682 comes back out of the output slot all pissed off.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #129 on: April 16, 2012, 01:40:29 am »
You get this guy.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #130 on: April 16, 2012, 06:50:37 am »
You get the Enterprise from the reboot, lens flares and all. Which, of course, is the original NCC-1701 in that alternate universe.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #131 on: April 16, 2012, 02:33:53 pm »
You get a pissed-off Romulan.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #132 on: April 16, 2012, 08:10:20 pm »
You get zombie Stalin.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #133 on: April 16, 2012, 08:14:21 pm »
You get Sunshine!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #134 on: April 16, 2012, 09:20:18 pm »
You get Sailor NightMare Moon.

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