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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #75 on: March 21, 2012, 07:43:37 pm »
You get a toilet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #76 on: March 21, 2012, 08:41:10 pm »
You receive the horrific lovechild of Goatse and Shitting Dick Nipples, along with a note that reads, "Bleach this, fucker."

I insert Vaginacart.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #77 on: March 21, 2012, 08:53:42 pm »
You receive a Quiverfull wife.

I insert Plissken from Contra Rebirth
Mockery of ideas you don't comprehend or understand is the surest mark of unintelligence.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #78 on: March 22, 2012, 02:04:13 am »
You get Snake Plissken from Escape From New York.

I insert Shizune from Katawa Shoujo.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #79 on: March 22, 2012, 06:20:11 am »
You get Winry Rockbell - and I am very jealous...

I insert a Confederate $2 bill, in pristine condtion.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #80 on: March 22, 2012, 04:09:37 pm »
You get a Confederate $2 bill, in absolute shoddy condition.

I insert Fern Gully.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #81 on: March 22, 2012, 06:50:34 pm »
You get some Toxic Love.

I insert Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #82 on: March 22, 2012, 07:13:23 pm »
You get Bowser with his eyes closed, who proceeds to kiss you on the cheek.  Lucky you. *envy glare*

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #83 on: March 23, 2012, 06:18:55 am »
You get a giant rift in the Time-Space Continuum.

I insert the aforementioned giant rift in the Time-Space Continuum like a boss.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #84 on: March 23, 2012, 06:28:03 am »
You get Adam Warlock's evil persona, Magus.

Ironbite-I insert Gladiator of the Shi'Ar Guard.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #85 on: March 23, 2012, 07:21:46 am »
You get Cosmo the telepathic space dog. Because Cosmo is cool.

I insert my glasses.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #86 on: March 23, 2012, 10:05:45 am »
You get a monocle and a pile of broken glass fragments.

I insert a box of condoms.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #87 on: March 23, 2012, 01:09:25 pm »
You get a monocle and a pile of broken glass fragments.

I insert a box of condoms.

You get a box of comically small condoms that all your prospective partners see.

I insert a well thumbed copy of So Long and Thanks for All the Fish by Douglass Addams.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #88 on: March 23, 2012, 02:07:56 pm »
You get a monocle and a pile of broken glass fragments.

I insert a box of condoms.

You get a box of comically small condoms that all your prospective partners see.

I insert a well thumbed copy of So Long and Thanks for All the Fish by Douglass Addams.

Suddenly, dolphins rain down from the sky.  And you get a note from the vending machine that says "42".

I insert my wolf calendar that is apparently made by a Christian company
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #89 on: March 23, 2012, 08:16:05 pm »
You get muslim wolves.

Ironbite-I insert a pig.