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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #840 on: September 26, 2013, 01:29:53 am »
You get Barney R34.

I insert failure.

You get success at something terrible.

I insert Dr. Facilier.
I crochet.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #841 on: September 26, 2013, 01:55:42 am »
You get dragged into hell.

I insert Cthulhu.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #842 on: September 26, 2013, 02:11:29 am »
You get a book-on-CD version of the Necronomicon. Go on, let every incantation of it issue forth from your speakers! What's the worst that could happen?

I insert SmokingDodongo's mom and set all the dials on the machine to "Maximum".

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #843 on: September 26, 2013, 02:23:00 am »
You get an sociopathic fundamentalist who sees people (especially her children) as a means to an end; with the end being recognition, attention, and martyr-points. I kick the machine, because I got the same thing I put in.

I insert Benedict Cumberbatch.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #844 on: September 26, 2013, 02:29:19 am »
You get Ricardo Montelban holding a bloody knife, along with Benedict Cumberbatch's corpse. Also, you think you can hear William Shatner screaming somewhere.

I insert Laddergoat.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #845 on: September 26, 2013, 09:49:55 am »
You get PewDiePie.

I insert the drama surrounding Mass Effect 3's endings.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #846 on: September 27, 2013, 12:41:43 pm »
A herd of Drama Llamas charges out of the machine, trampling you to death.

I insert Rush Limbaugh and Michael Moore.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #847 on: September 27, 2013, 12:57:19 pm »
You get gay porn.

I insert Nikki Minaj.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #848 on: September 27, 2013, 01:39:16 pm »
You get a refund.

I insert the vending machine.
No matter what happens, no matter what my last words may end up being, I want everyone to claim that they were:
"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #849 on: September 27, 2013, 02:23:29 pm »
You get the "Yo Dawg" guy and a copy of Inception.

I insert this man and this woman.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #850 on: September 27, 2013, 03:15:01 pm »
You get a flamewar.

I insert a bottle of sleeping pills.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #851 on: September 30, 2013, 02:48:43 am »
You get a flamewar.

I insert a bottle of sleeping pills.

You get several binders full of crappy emo poetry.

I insert the person you most hate being around.
I crochet.

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #852 on: September 30, 2013, 09:10:48 am »
You get a first-degree murder charge.

I insert a steampunk version of something that shouldn't be steampunk.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #853 on: September 30, 2013, 01:00:12 pm »
You get a cyberpunk version of a steam locomotive.

I insert a dead fish.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #854 on: September 30, 2013, 01:01:22 pm »
You get a ghost fish.

I insert a mashup that shouldn't be as wonderful as it is.
Long Live The Queen.

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