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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #900 on: October 21, 2013, 02:37:08 pm »
You get a smashed TV screen.

I insert Homestuck.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #901 on: October 21, 2013, 04:34:35 pm »
You get a war between the fandom and the hatedom. Other comics are forced to choose sides. Soon violence spills into the streets, and the riots devastate the world economy. You regret ever inserting Homestuck.

I insert a (homemade) pumpkin spice latte.
I crochet.

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #902 on: October 21, 2013, 05:31:02 pm »
You get a white suburban girl in a hoodie and yoga pants telling you everything she loves about fall.

I insert the endings to Mass Effect 3.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #903 on: October 22, 2013, 02:22:12 am »
You get an explosion of fandom rage.

I insert William Shatner.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #904 on: October 22, 2013, 03:37:29 am »
You... GetanepisodeofStar... Trek!

I insert the mythical second season of Firefly.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #905 on: October 25, 2013, 09:45:00 pm »
You get a world-wide nerdgasm with the atomic yield of several nuclear bombs.

I insert the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young and Supernanny.
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #906 on: October 27, 2013, 04:04:37 am »
Monty Hall gives you 333 cars.

I insert that thing from that place.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #907 on: October 27, 2013, 04:38:14 am »
You get something from somewhere else.

I insert Joss Whedon, unlimited funds and every actor on Earth.
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #908 on: October 28, 2013, 02:10:57 am »
You get the second season of Firefly.

I insert a great problem to have.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #909 on: October 28, 2013, 03:49:04 am »
You get the only solution, which is too horrible to describe and is something that no sane being would ever contemplate doing given any other option.

I insert Jailbreak (the first MS Paint Adventures comic).

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #910 on: October 28, 2013, 05:29:34 pm »
You get Superjail!

I insert Zuko's honor.
I crochet.

EDIT: Aaaand my 10,000th post is about fascism, Plato, and gay sex. This is clearly a great accomplishment.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #911 on: October 28, 2013, 07:13:29 pm »
You get an empty pedestal where Zuko would put his honor... IF HE HAD ANY!!

I insert a batch of cookies.
Long Live The Queen.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #912 on: October 28, 2013, 09:22:49 pm »
You hear nomming sounds coming from the machine, and you get a piece of paper with "MOAR!" written on it.

I insert a beaker of mercury.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #913 on: October 28, 2013, 09:52:21 pm »
You get the Harry Potter fandom calling unicorn blood and insisting everyone who says otherwise is a muggle.

I insert slashfic.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #914 on: October 29, 2013, 09:40:50 am »
You get LiveJournal.

I insert Chuck Norris, John Shepard and the Goddamn Batman.
I once had a nightmare about chickens pecking me to death on my driveway. I told my sister to save herself.

This is the #1 nightmare.