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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #540 on: March 09, 2013, 08:51:38 am »
You get a centaur centrefold and an obese version of George W. Bush with "Made in Korea" tattooed on his ass.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #541 on: March 09, 2013, 10:09:18 am »
You get pornographic Thor comics, all crusty and stained.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #542 on: March 09, 2013, 02:12:41 pm »
You get a gigantic boner.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #543 on: March 09, 2013, 06:18:09 pm »
The machine gets really sick and promptly vomits her back out.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #544 on: March 09, 2013, 08:58:30 pm »
You get a skiapod from Greek Mythology.

I insert five cannibals and one Jesus.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #545 on: March 09, 2013, 11:12:50 pm »
You get five Catholics taking communion.

I insert a sleeping pill.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #546 on: March 10, 2013, 04:20:20 am »
You get drowsiness, an easygoing mood and addiction to Valium.

I insert a fundie, a dinosaur and a loaded handgun.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #547 on: March 10, 2013, 08:57:43 pm »
You get a pile of chewed-up bones, a dinosaur with minor injuries, and an empty handgun.

I insert the entire United States Congress.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #548 on: March 10, 2013, 10:19:12 pm »
You get a large building full of screaming children fighting over whose Founding Father could beat up all the others' Founding Fathers.

I insert Voldemort and the Republican party.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #549 on: March 11, 2013, 10:35:53 am »
You get the 2016 Republican presidential campaign.

I insert the outrage of every male animal that's ever been neutered.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #550 on: March 11, 2013, 09:41:29 pm »
You get an ocean of Jizz and mouth froth.

I insert every scat video ever made.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #551 on: March 12, 2013, 01:05:46 am »
You get an ocean of Jizz and mouth froth.

I insert every scat video ever made.

You get a time-traveling James Joyce.

I insert cauliflower.
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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #552 on: March 12, 2013, 01:11:07 am »
You get some delicious cauliflower soup!

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #553 on: March 12, 2013, 01:39:37 am »
You get a horde of undead craving weed instead of brains.

I insert Richard Nixon, a badger, and a roll of duct tape.

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Re: Vending Machine
« Reply #554 on: March 12, 2013, 01:54:26 am »
You get Badgergate.

I insert rule34.xxx.
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